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christian server

a place where you may not swear
Guy 1: HECK!!
Guy 2: Sorry sir, this is a Christian server, so no swearing!
by MQGaming August 21, 2017
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Christina Grimmie

A beautiful girl with the poof hair. Born March 12, 1994. She has an amazing voice and can make the noises of a monkey and is a pretty good dancer! Look her up on Youtube as "Zeldaxlove64" Discovered by: Selena Gomez. Manager Brian Teefey.
by pseudonymsynonym May 21, 2012
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Christian Girl Autumn

When a group of girls is so over the summer heat and can’t wait for it to be pumpkin spice latte drinking, sweater wearing, church going, leggings season.
Girl 1: “OMG it is SO hot outside, I literally can’t even.”

Girl 2: “OMG I know. I can’t wait for it to be sweater season, I’m ready for a Christian Girl Autumn.”
by hotboysummer August 25, 2019
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Southfield christian school

The school where rich kids claim to be from the hood
*dancing in front of mirror on snapchat* “I came from the trenches!” but is really from Troy or Bloomfield hills and goes to southfield christian school
by underrated wannabes June 5, 2018
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Christian Guy Syndrome

A disorder specific to young Christian males in which strong instincts to treat females like idealized sisters-in-Christ are perpetually warring with awkward and guiltful sexual longings towards the aforementioned sisters-in-Christ.

When these sexual longings are consummated via even minor sexual affection with an actual sister-in-Christ specimen, the CGS sufferer immediately experiences such guilt that the idealization is destroyed and the sexual attraction is dramatically but temporarily repressed.

CGS manifests itself in myriad ways, including self loathing, purity oaths, increased accountability group attendance, excessive use of the word "stumbled" and unpredictable social behavior wherein the affected individual sends a strong mix of conflicting interest-signals towards any woman to whom he is attracted until she cries, screams or schedules a meeting with her high school youth pastor, who, still recovering from his own CGS, hands her a copy of "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" by Joshua Harris.
Girl 1: Why is Preston so sweaty and sad looking, I thought you guys had a good date last night?
Girl 2: We did, but he kissed my forehead and our cheeks touched and then he freaked out.

Girl 1: Sounds like a bad case of Christian Guy Syndrome.
Girl 2: It's not as bad as some I've seen, but I think you're right.
by jp-c August 9, 2015
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Sunday Christian

A person who acts like a Christian on a Sunday but does not the rest of the week.
"See that woman up there, shes a real Sunday Christian"
by Hi Ho April 10, 2009
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christian minecraft server

A place where I would really appreciate if you don't swear, Okay?
That bad boi did a swear about his pepe in my Christian Minecraft Server, and it made me cry.
by Knowredge December 5, 2017
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