1) probably one of the most mis-used words in the world...viewed as a religion...which if you think about its not...at all...but i will use it in the following definitions for lack of a better word...forgive me...
2) a "religion" that 50% of people will claim to be, but in reality less than 5% truly knows what is it to be a christian...
3) a "religion" in which most of the people that turn away from it are doing so because of christians...
4) one of the only truths in this world, and everone will know it one way or another.
2) a "religion" that 50% of people will claim to be, but in reality less than 5% truly knows what is it to be a christian...
3) a "religion" in which most of the people that turn away from it are doing so because of christians...
4) one of the only truths in this world, and everone will know it one way or another.
person 1: i think christianity is a religion
person 2:...define religion...
person 1:hmmm *looks at dictionary* a set of moral guidelines to live by
person 2:...no...ur missing the point...its not about what you have to do...its about whats all ready been done for you because you could not do it yourself...
person 1: wow...
person 2: exactly
person 2:...define religion...
person 1:hmmm *looks at dictionary* a set of moral guidelines to live by
person 2:...no...ur missing the point...its not about what you have to do...its about whats all ready been done for you because you could not do it yourself...
person 1: wow...
person 2: exactly
by a new person in christ October 22, 2006
Prehaps the biggest folly of all mankind, chirstianity. Everyone took an idea and made a belief system out of it. It should have stayed an idea because you can change an idea but people die for belief,people kill for it. Maybe there was a Jesus maybe there wasn't either way people need to learn not to cram their beliefs down other throats use it to win Presidential elections *cough*seperation of church and state*cough*. If everyone would just be nice to everyone else so many problems wouldn't happen. And as Jesus may or may not have said, "turn the other cheek". This phrase could best be used for describing a certine war the U.S.A. managed to start. If we all did turn the other cheek many lives and families would be spared.
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Fuck this country i'm going to Canada.
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Fuck this country i'm going to Canada.
Jesus (who may or may not have existed) preached love and tolerance to everyone. NOT war and hate. Then came the religion christianity.
by Hiro Protagonist last of the freelance hackers, greatest swords man in the world October 16, 2007
The belief that some Cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you simbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that it present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
by faketheway November 25, 2009
Christianity is a religion based around a woman who has never had sex that has a baby who can do magic tricks and spies on everyone at once.
Crazy Man 1: I killed kennedy by firing invisible missiles out of my anus.
Crazy Man 2: At night I talk to this one guy who walked around freaking people out with magic thousands of years ago and probably had sex before his biological mother.
Crazy Man 1: Oh that sounds like christianity
Crazy Man 2 stabs himself in the eye with an invisible knife for the remainder of the encounter.
Crazy Man 2: At night I talk to this one guy who walked around freaking people out with magic thousands of years ago and probably had sex before his biological mother.
Crazy Man 1: Oh that sounds like christianity
Crazy Man 2 stabs himself in the eye with an invisible knife for the remainder of the encounter.
by Jesus is February 20, 2008
The Belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
by Matt (exoendo) February 22, 2008
"christianity
What killed 90% of North America's native people.
Christianity is genocide!
Source: 1349 Fan, Mar "
That's a damnable lie!
Many of the early Europeans who migrated here and many of our nation's founding fathers were NOT Christians.There were lots of Deists and rationalists and occultists and they were actually very anti-Christian!
What killed 90% of North America's native people.
Christianity is genocide!
Source: 1349 Fan, Mar "
That's a damnable lie!
Many of the early Europeans who migrated here and many of our nation's founding fathers were NOT Christians.There were lots of Deists and rationalists and occultists and they were actually very anti-Christian!
Oh well,history has been so twisted and people are so dumb nowdays that they believe the government and reject god.
it's a religion that worships one god and all things nice and good. however, it was ruined by corrupt city officials putting bad messages in the bible, rabid followers starting huge wars over a nonexistent god, the idea that humans have to be "saved" because eve "ate the apple" or some dumb shit like that, the belief that all people who are not white straight christians should be killed and go to hell, etc. christians are known for their hatred, not the good and love they claim to practice. in short, complete blasphemy and If i could press a button to emliminate all the christianity in the world, i would do it. And all the ex-christians would thank me for freeing them from their unenlightened cult-like ways.
christianity is bullshit that says you are going to hell if:
you are not christian
you are gay
you look in the mirror too much
you eat too much
you have sex out of supposed "wedlock"
you don't do their hocus-pocus rituals
you exhibit any behavior which threatens the stability of their cult
you have an easy job
you don't kill any of the people mentioned above
you don't believe in god
gosh there's so many more i don't wanna bother.
you are not christian
you are gay
you look in the mirror too much
you eat too much
you have sex out of supposed "wedlock"
you don't do their hocus-pocus rituals
you exhibit any behavior which threatens the stability of their cult
you have an easy job
you don't kill any of the people mentioned above
you don't believe in god
gosh there's so many more i don't wanna bother.
by eric, or gavroche April 28, 2006