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1) A very unconvincing transvestite.
2) Person who eats electrical appliances, sleeps on a bed of cabbage and enjoys rolling around covered in glue.
3) psychotic freak of nature
1) Oh my god, in can see your penis, you're a chrissy!
2) The damn chrissy ate my blender, thats the fourth time this week! And where are my cabbages?!
3) yeah they sent him to an asylum, he's such a chrissy.
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A clumsy ninja, prone to acts of accidentally awesome self injury; doesn't just fall down the stairs, but down the stairs, through a plate-glass window, and into the swimming pool.
Jenn: I don't know why Chrissy won't send those crutches home, she isn't using them.

Lindsey: She will be soon enough, she's a clumsy ninja!
Chrissy by The Real Don Quixote February 3, 2010
a very sussy boy
joe- wow you’re sounding really Chrissy right now man.

bill- can’t help it man i’m a khove
Chrissy by CNDMsate December 17, 2021
Drug user skank. Does every crack in the book. Has AIDS, blonde hair and chinq eyes. Leads you into bad things.
Chrissy by Otter0583 April 28, 2010
A name occasionally used as slang to describe a person of incredibly obscure social standing and personality.
A Chrissy fits into no archetype of mainstream society, and cannot be placed accurately on any kind of social scale. Although difficult to understand at first, a Chrissy can become your best friend, and an amazing partner and lover. Chrissys observe from afar, and can understand or help with nearly any personal struggle.
A Chrissy is a confusing, delicate creature with a large heart. Don't let a Chrissy slip away.
Guy 1 - Dude, is that girl cool?
Guy 2 - Nobody knows, man. She's a Chrissy.
Chrissy by FranzLiszt April 25, 2013
When your friend Chris becomes a whipped lil bitch
Shut up Chrissy
Chrissy by bballislife1 May 3, 2017
Guy 1: omg who is that hot chick?!?

Guy 2: that's Chrissy isn't she amazing!
Chrissy by srudez December 8, 2012