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Chrisanthropy

Contempt for humanity provoked by exposure to the trappings of Christmas (e.g. crowds of shoppers, TV advertisements, endless rehashing of festive hits on the radio etc). A portmanteau, formed out of the words "Christmas" and "misanthropy".
Seeing the Coke ad filled Manfred with deep feelings of Chrisanthropy. He was later arrested for assaulting a department-store Santa.
by Monte Pindik November 22, 2011
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Chrisannakah

The celebration of Christmas and Hannakah together where more presents will be received and a major benefit for both the Jewish christian within us all. Is celebrated in the week up to christmas where on the final day a massive party will occur.
Oh dear what are you getting for Chrisannakah!
by SAM RANNER December 23, 2008
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chrisander

Boss of bosses. Dude too cool for these basics.
Dude, hail chrisander.
by Supermom1997 December 19, 2016
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chrisness

that is to be one with the might of chris,

1.either by being blessed with the name (see a chrisfor one of the like)

2.performing stupid stunts for others amusements

3.having a bit of chris, (having your wicked way with the excellent fellow and no doubt enjoyin it pure sex)
1. chris and chris looked in each others eyes and knew they shared a special bond as they slew the last of the smurfs, it was that they shared the chrisness...they're first name.

2. "that is such a chrisness! dont ever catch me riding on the back of a van next to a cliff at 60 mph!"

3."looks like Sheila's had a bit of chrisness by the way she's limping"
by chris February 21, 2005
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chrisabel

A hot ass chick who is gonna get fucked over but is gonna end up with her best friend.
That chrisabel is so ignorant! She should marry her best friend already!
by Popopilice May 19, 2017
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chrisnelle

Handsome, approachable,good in art, silently care for others, people impression to his/her are the bad person Bat deep inside good heart, inlove in one girl/boy when attached
Chrisnelle is the best friend you can have but not everyone are interested to him/her. But if you got him/her you will the opposite of being introvert
by Ellar's lover June 8, 2021
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Political Christness

The 20th century equivalent to political correctness. Think of how whitewashed and fake old movies from the 50s were. No sex, no bad talk about christianity, no drugs, no violence. It's just political correctness but for conservatives.
Conservative: "Yeah, I wanna go back to the 50s! When there was no political correctness! Welp, time to listen to my Elvis playlist!"

Some guy from the 50s with a time machine: "Hey you can't listen to that! It's satanic and pollutes your mind!"

Some other guy: "Oh boy, I haven't seen political christness before!"
by Anonymousmobster January 20, 2021
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