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chochbag

(Noun) one who is an ass, idiot, douche bag, etc. This name has nothing to do with a scrotum, but is just a way to describe someone who is full of themselves.
Boris: It costs so much to fill up my Lambo at the station these days.

Bosco: That's because you haven't invented an electric car yet, you chochbag.
by Casey K. April 20, 2008
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Chouchbag

1. A person who falls within the chouch spectre of the douchebag spectrum; just inbetween 'clown' and 'asshat'. Often a person who takes a serious interest in being a moron and is extremely inconsiderate of others while often causing themselves pain or discomfort through their own inconsiderate or unthinking action. A master of chouchbaggery.
2. A person who is a crossed between a trash-bag and couch dweller.
3. A bag in which to carry chouches.
Henry, your chouchbaggery amazes me!

Christ! Did you float an air-buscuit George? That's frickin awful! Here, let me close the door so you can be alone with it, you chouchbag!
by Kalais August 18, 2010
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Chotchbag

A person who exhibits Douchebag and Chotch-like traits.
What a chotchbag.
by KDwang August 16, 2010
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choochbag

A choochie Douchebag who cant get enough of him/herself.
Daniel is such a choochbag for not folding his aces.
by propainter02 November 22, 2009
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Chooch on a Bagel

A game where a group of men over the age of 43 masturbate around a single bagel. They release their semen onto the bagel as fast as possible. The last man to ejaculate is dubbed “The Pussy Fish” and must eat the bagel whole. This game may only be performed if every player is crying.
That game of Chooch on a Bagel got really intense last night, I’m glad I let out all of my tears.
by Memelordicus July 3, 2019
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