consider me dead

A nice way of telling someone to shut up and leave you alone.

Coco: consider me dead.
(i.e. I don't want to talk to you now, stop bothering me)

by <3coco23 December 3, 2011

Consideridiot

When someone holds the right hand door open to let people out of a store, blocking everyone else trying to get in. The person who stops their car midblock to let a pedestrian jay-walk. The person who has a green light but stops to let someone make a left turn.

The consideridiot in front of me let the fat guy with a beer cross mid-block and i missed the light.

by Taltree October 22, 2015

considerate asshole

con·sid·er·ate ass·hole
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.

Thanks to that considerate asshole, we now have to include a screen capture when we upload art files.

by The Heinrich August 16, 2006

considerosity

The act of giving kindly awareness of another's feelings, circumstance

Jill behaved with considerosity by taking appetizers out to one of Jack's table, as he dealt with some irritable diners at another table.

by Nadia Furhunter October 17, 2008

Functional consideration

1. A beneficial yes to a need or want by another person.

2. To accept a request, and have an alternate motive (s).

He gave you a functional consideration, because he will benefit from it.

by Frank Grand April 16, 2020

Nicastro Methodology Consideration

* The Nicastro Methodology (named for a small town in the province of Catanzaro, in the Calabria region of southern Italy) is the methodology whereby one does not read any of the descriptions/instructions in the email itself, but forges right ahead into whatever action is required (in this case going to the link). It is usually followed by follow-up texts to the author asking 3 to 4 questions - all of which are answered in the original e-mail. Consideration is given to this methodology by acknowledging that it is going to happen anyway and posting the link first and foremost in the email. The virtue of reading this far is indicative that you do not subscribe to this methodology.

I used the Nicastro Methodology Consideration and put the link right in the first line of my email.

by Moose25 January 14, 2022

Considerable second

1. an unnecessarily long moment or instant;

2. when the sixtieth part of a minute of time takes upon itself the characteristics of an extended pause appearing to last much longer than its given unit of time;

3. a noticeable hesitation, awkward pause or uncomfortable lag in conversation.

Greg: Hey baby, I missed you. How's my sugar doin?

(akward pause)

Mary: I slept with your brother.

Greg: Well after that considerable second, is there anything else you want to tell me?

by newyears81 March 24, 2009