Chopping

Wanking, tossing

If you want to spend your time furiously chopping behind your locked bathroom door that's up to you, but just remember that in real life - she's mine.

by Duncling May 26, 2018

Chopping

When you're getting that ass and you feel like a lumberjack on the hottest day of the summer . at the end of it all you are drenched in sweat and you look like you just got out of the shower.

Nigga fred-"what up leo, wanna smoke a bowl guey?
Me- opens door naked-"nah homie I'm fucking busy right now."
Nigga fred-"you chopping?"
Me-"fuck yeah man and I'm killing it in there so ill get back at you later."

by BowsLion October 27, 2020

Chopping

Chopping is like when you are starting to talk to a potential love interest

Yeah we are just chopping it up for now
Or we chopping

by Reapaaaah May 30, 2022

Chopping timber

The act of defecating. A way to let others know that you're going to go drop the dueces like a sweaty lumberjack.

If you guys need me, I'll be in the basement chopping timber.

by CbenC September 10, 2009

chopping the lumber down

The first jerk of the day. This is the reason god invented morning wood. Popularized by Alligator Dave in the song Spank My Monkey.

Man 1: I had a mean case of morning wood today.

Man 2: What did you do?

Man 1: I got started chopping the lumber down of course.

by I got you back July 19, 2009

Chopping Chedder

cuting the cheese, ripping gas, farting

Yo,somebody was chopping chedder, it stanks up in here.

by Kangoe Joe October 25, 2003

Chopping parsley

Eatting pussy

Steps for sex:

1. Kissing
2. Touching
3. Chopping parsley
4. Insertion

After we kissed, I slid her pants off and began chopping her parsley

by MJBL January 10, 2012