Blow-chopper

The act of giving a blowjob while your whole body is rotating in the air around the penis

"Last night my girl friend showed me her lip strength by giving me a epic blow-chopper."

Sex. Blowjob. Sexual. Straight. Good.

by Trippymayne February 8, 2013

chodery

Being chodish; acting like a complete chode. Implies a degree of incompetence and ludicrosity that is characteristic of the chode, the whole chode, and nothing but the chode.

Bro: Dude, I fucking hate going out with John, don't invite him to the bar. I'm not putting up with his chodery tonight.

Dude: That's true, bro. John is so chodish.

Bro: What a chode.

by Merriam Chubster September 16, 2013

Adam Cooper

Bellend,wanker,cunt, complete and utter waste of spunk

Adam Cooper is a total bellend and a waste of spunk

by Fuckedoff4ever July 17, 2019

Chomper

(n.) A Chomper is someone who talks incessantly, typically in a crowd, annoying the people around him/her. It is especially an issue that comes up at concerts when the music act is on stage performing, and people would really just like to focus on listening to the music, but the Chomper goes on with their useless conversation, oblivious to their surroundings.

Hey, could somebody please tell that Chomper to shut the fuck up? I'm trying to listen to the music.

by Jacaranda July 28, 2019

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 17, 2008

corn eyed bowl choker

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.

Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes

by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011

cooper2723

the best tiktoker to ever exist he is so cool

cooper2723 hater: i HATE cooper2723
cooper2723: kill yourself
cooper2723 hater: no longer hates cooper2723

by assfuckerdicksucker300069 April 16, 2022