chompalompalus

A very sweet housewife, provider of many, great cook, great cleaner,amazing singer, and good poetical look of life

Jamie is the first and original chompalompalus

by Hb28 June 17, 2017

Choompunik

Verb, niki for short. Being duped -- as in deceived and manipulated -- by a woman, particularly a whore or prostitute. Typically, the perpetrator has many boyfriends and at least one husband at any given time; chances are that she is also a drug addict. The victims are often unsuspecting men under her spell. They would lease apartments under their name where the perpetrator would use them for receiving shipments of illegal drugs, running brothels, or other illegal activities, or all of the above. For the case of the perpetrator being an undocumented sex-worker, the victim may even be duped into providing her with legitimacy and financial support by marrying her in exchange for free sex. When the the victim is no longer useful or becoming a liability, the duped is dumped.

Noun, the act of choompunikking or the state of being choompunikked.

"Hey, dude. I be choompunikked again."

"Dude, so you been duped by Niki too, huh? You so lucky them cops didn't get you like they did me."

"Dude, duped and dumped nonethless." :(

by Nemo Goes to CVS August 19, 2008

Choopa

A Choopa is a male or female who believes he's a "soldier" for fighting first world problems.
The word Choopa comes from a mixture of the words Child and Trooper.

"man! Someone ate my favorite chips, I'm take it like a choopa"

by Chorizoburrito November 28, 2014

chompage

When someone sucking your dick bites down really hard, often bruising or cutting the sensetive tissues of the penis. This often occurs by accident when a someone is giving their partner "road-head" or the act of giving a blowjob to someone driving a car.

Pronounced "chomp-age"

Man, I dumped that bitch after she gave me some rude chompage!

by nixonsfinest July 13, 2010

choompunik

Noun. A covered BJ technique claimed to be developed by a prostitute and taught to her colleagues whereby the condom is placed inside her mouth and unrolled while doing a BJ. An unsuspecting newbie john will think that he is getting an uncovered BJ.

Verb. To perform a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I got a super wicked gnarly BJ from Niki last night.

Skeptical john: Are you sure she didn't give you a choompunik?

Happy john: You mean Niki choompunikked me. Wacky nakbut lame, dude!

by choompu October 20, 2008

choompunik

Noun. A live-in prostitute; a whore who provides sexual service in exchange for financial support, legitimacy, protection from law enforcement, some of the above, or all of the above. The state of having a live-in prostitute.

Verb. To acquire the service of a choompunik. To enjoy the benefits of a having a choompunik.

Happy john: Dude, I choompunikked a choompunik. I be choompunikking everyday, dude, I be so choompunikked.

Jealous john: Dude. . .

by All Choomped Out October 21, 2008

chompassion

When you feel bad for someone going through a rough time and the only way you can think of to cheer them up is to offer them food.

Brendan: Dylan seems really stressed out lately.
Fred: Yeah, I think he's dealing with some family drama. I might show him some chompassion and bake him a cake.

by lazarusonline March 22, 2020