Coomer

A man, typically in his 20s, who's sole existence revolves around Cooming.

A Coomer is an expert masturbator.

Joe has spent so many years as a Coomer that his right arm is now freakishly muscular and he cannot think about anything other than his next coom.

by bongdiddler September 4, 2019

coomer

A name typically seen in the boarda of 4chan. A coomer is someone who is addicted to pornography and masturbation to the point where their whole life is affected by it. Coomers' life orbits around excessive masturbation and often affects their personal relationships.

John: Why didn't you show up at class?

Kyle: I was horny and decided to stay home and jerk off.

John: Damn, did 4chan turn you into a coomer? It will start affecting your grades.

by POLACK September 4, 2020

Coomer

A coomer is someone who excessively mastubates for the dopamine rush and the sense of fullfillment. Usually masturbates up to seven times a day,

Mohamed Kaid is a coomer.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Coomer

Person who lives or depends on the pleasure of orgasming multiple times a day, generally being a sad degenerate person.

Twitch streamer by the name of Hasanabi is a Coomer, aka 9 /11 Andy or Poo Poo Piker.

by Chief__Keef November 18, 2019

Coomer

Coomer is an internet meme based on an illustration of a scraggly male character who is mocked as an excessive masturbator. More broadly, coomer (with a lowercase C) is an often ironic insult for an oversexed young man or, more generally, a loser.

That guy is such a Coomer

by DaBabySussyBalls October 11, 2021

Coomer

A lonely guy who thinks, talks and focuses too much about sex. An average coomer masturbates porn almost throughout the whole week and stinks like matches and bleach

Coomer: UUUGH.... oh god-- I'm gonna... AAAGH!!! I'M GONNA COOM!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! OH GOD IM COOMING!

by dankm3m3rzz September 23, 2021

Boonder Chooter

Muslim for "monkey balls"
Very insulting in Muslim tradition

Aasim: Hey mom, what's Boonder Chooter?
Mom: What the hell who taught you that, go to your room!

by Boonder Chooter May 1, 2009