choob

Choob is an even worse kind of noob (newbie): they beg, spam, scam, are annoying, follow you, and don't even try learning the game.

If he's a noob, then what are you, a chroob?

by Lode April 23, 2004

choob

the somewhat squishy area between a woman's upper chest and boob.

he poked my choob.

by rawrasaurus09 August 20, 2009

choob

a chubby noob that has no life and sits around eating and playing video games until he dies, and he usually lives with his mom until around age 47.

dude i just got pwned
its allright forest is a choob

by brytrick moonarld May 24, 2009

choob

noun. Scottish slang. A "choob" is a tube. Short for tube-steak. A tube steak is a penis. And therefore , anyone who acts like a dick. Can be equally applied to males or females.

"Dinnae bother wi' that guy - he's just a choob."

by peebles76 August 20, 2009

choob

someone who is part chode, part noob.
(can sometimes describe fat whales)

"You frickn' choob! Stop getting fatter!"

by bad.ass.db October 9, 2008

choob

a chinese noob who is superasian.

wang lee ching chow chong is such a choob.

by alex35664147 December 23, 2007

choob

a put down like clown, idiot etc

someone who crawls up to another

What a choob image thinking that Hibs are good at football

You are a choob always sucking up to teacher

by Anonymous October 1, 2003