The act of taking sweat off of your choda, onto your finger, generally following an athletic event, and wiping it onto someones upper lip.
by davidnamis September 18, 2006
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Similar to connoisseur in pronunciation, a plumber that has know how and is an expert at plunging toilets.
Pete is a real conasewer. He knows his shit, plumbing is his ticket to fame, and he's living the dream. I can tell by the look in his eyes.
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by LeMOnVodk August 28, 2008
Get the conassa mug.1.When your dick is so short it reminds people of t-rex arms in proportion to your balls.
2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
2. When somebody is being a real fistfuck dickstain and you need to express your eternal rage through dick related vocabulary.
1. Rylie: Oh my god Dan's dick is so short, it's like a chodasaurus rex!
2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY
Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.
2. Larry: HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE SODA?
Other guys: How about beer?
Larry: I DON'T DRINK BEER ITS BAD FOR YOUR LIVER AND IT MAKES YOU DRIVE VERY BADLY
Other guys: Larry, sweet biscuitfucking christ, stop being such a chodasaurus rex and find some friends who don't believe that you pleasure yourself to the home and garden channel.
by areallycoolguy May 2, 2009
Get the chodasaurus Rex mug.a chonsie is a unusual name, uncommonly spelled as is. She/He goes through rough experiences, but are usually the one's who put themselves there. However they are the type of people who learn from the experiences and are there for anyone she/he sees might be going through the same things. They are loving and someone you can always go to for anything. Chonsie's are very loyal to the ones they love and are usually very sweet, until angered. Chonsie's are never sloppy, they are not one night stands nor do they let themselves be taken advantage of. But they are however, one heck of a good time! They don't look approachable but once met, they make those who get the pleasure of meeting them, as happy as can be. Chonsie's are usually short, brown-black hair with light eyes.
person 1: "I really need someone to talk too.."
person 2: " I know a Chonsie that would be perfect."
Chonsie: "come talk to me, do i need to hurt someone?!"
person 2: " I know a Chonsie that would be perfect."
Chonsie: "come talk to me, do i need to hurt someone?!"
by a sister of a Chonsie. October 25, 2010
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