choding off

The act of putting hoes before bros and leaving your mates for a girl. This act is performed by a chode

Tom: Why cant dave come?
Jamie: He's choding off again.

by Clocked May 7, 2010

choding

When a man exposes his chode(a penis wider than long)and masturbates with it usually having to use two hands.

I caught him choding, and it was an ugly site.

by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

chopinoptomy

Medical procedure undertaken in parts of East Germany prior to World War I. A 'chopinoptomy' procedure can be performed on brains, limbs and any other protruding members. Popular amongst oppurtunistic ewoks.
Aka. 'oppurtunity'.

After I had my chopinoptomy, I found that I had so many more opportunities presented to me.

by Super Disco Dancing Isaac July 13, 2005

Chodingo

A massive 9 incher salami penis on steroids, which makes women wet 24/7

Yo Kashif look! Big Momma got a chodingo! Joking he got a extra small minidingo. Cocktail sausage size

by Mugtaz March 26, 2017

Chodio

Mr. Cleans sausage fingers

Mr. Cleans chodio were winking at me

by Dick Rambone 69 December 28, 2018

Chodito

A fat Mexican retard.

Hey, look at that chodito over there. What a fat Mexican retard.

by Barry’s Butthole October 11, 2021

chodingus

Someone who is a "Chode" and a "Dingus"

Man, Matt was being a real chodingus at that party last night.

by Slimerino August 23, 2022