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chodeiolous effect

The natural phenomenon that causes everything to go to shit. Scientists have theorized that the natural rotation of the earth causes minuscule ripples in the chode-time continuum, resulting in widespread chodeular bullshit. These ripples, in turn, cause shifting of the chodetonic plates, exponentially magnifying the chodestorm. The scientific community has reached a consensus that such events as the extinction of dinosaurs, Nickelback's formation, and the Holocaust were caused by the chodeiolous effect. Many philosophers have alluded to this phenomenon in their works:
Westley, the Dread Pirate Roberts: "Life is pain, Highness"
Whoever the fuck came up with Murphy's Law: "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong"
Batman: "My parents are dead"
Everyone is affected, with the notable exceptions of Satan and his offspring.
Jim: How was your day today Bill?
Bill: Not great. I woke up and we were out of Frosted Flakes. Then I found out I have gonorrhea. Then I turned on the TV and saw that my entire family died in a 10-car pileup on the freeway. Then I checked my fantasy football team and saw my running back on the injury report.
Jim: That's the chodeiolous effect for ya.
by Stephen Cocking September 11, 2016
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shadman-chowderied

The act of being hit in the face with a lunch box.
AAHHH! Matt just shadman-chowderied me!!
by DoctorWhoLover March 22, 2010
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Choderipper

A. a Person who lacks conern for the well being of others

B. a person who insults persons labeled by themselves or others as a "chode"

C. a female who cuts and literally rips open the skin between a males anus and his scrotom.
A. "That guy Adam stole my car , crashed it, then sued me for damages, he a is total fucking choderipper."

B. "Look at him over there just tearing a new asshole on the chode Derek, what a choderipper"

C. "I cheated on my girlfriend and I thought she didn't know, she told me one night during sex that Bobbit ain't got shit on her and she ripped my chode open, shes a psycho choderipper."
by Adam Y. January 1, 2008
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choderific

a word used to express the joy of a successful chode removal
man i got my chode cut off, i feel choderific!
by nudistlover September 20, 2011
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Choderoni

A kid who talks a bunch of game and does not perform to said standards. Also someone who acts like a chode. or annoys you
check out that choderoni
by Chode master123 January 3, 2011
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choderia shake

a sick piece of shit on your chod which is crusted. A chod is the red line than connects your nuts and your shitter. To make the shake, you have to put bananas and crusted chod in a blender and stir it up. anthony has a uni.
choderia shakes are awesome
by emilyhenderson February 27, 2008
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choderia shake

a sick piece of shit on your chod which is crusted. A chod is the red line than connects your nuts and your shitter. To make the shake, you have to put bananas and crusted chod in a blender and stir it up. anthony has a uni.
choderia shakes are awesome
by emilyhenderson February 27, 2008
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