Chipotle Hangover

a chipotle hangover happens when you eat a chipotle burrito (mainly one that is huge and spicy) and then suffer from stomach pains and feelings of regret as you lie on your bed feeling sick. Even though, if you had the chance, you would have another.

rob: hey, wheres Dylon at?
alex: oh he's at home with a chipotle hangover from those burritos we had for lunch.

by pokAtok August 30, 2010

Chipotle Syndrome

A physical addiction to Chipotle Burritos. The thought of the word "Chipotle" can suddenly make an individual with Chipotle syndrome feel excessively hungry, and possess a voracious craving for Chipotle Burritos.

Symptoms:
1. Begin to eat at least one daily burrito every day.
2. The word "burrito", in a pavlovian manner, signals it's time for a meal at Chipotle.

3. Craving for Chipotle Burritos.
4. Most other foods pale in comparison to Chipotle Burritos

in one's mind, and are far less desirable.

Jim: Yeah, so I took this girl to Chipotle for dinner last night. It was beautiful!
Derek: Yeah, she's hot?
Jim: I added that hot sauce. Burrito was incredible!
Derek: Man, you need help. You have it.
Jim: Have what?
Derek: Chipotle syndrome.

by Chiplove November 3, 2011

Chipotle Daddy

One who buys Chipotle for his friends.

"Did you hear, Donovan got his credit card and he's buying everyone food at Chipotle!"

"Damn no way!"
"Yeah he is, I guess we can call him our Chipotle Daddy now"

Come on bro, when are you gonna be my Chipotle Daddy?

by HeWhoStealsBaes September 22, 2015

chivato

A Spanish word for "informer." It could also mean "rat" or "stool pidgeon."

...he had chivatos like that working for him, his judgment stinks. (Alejandro Sosa, the Bolivian cocaine from the 1983 movie Scarface)

by The Thinker August 4, 2004

chipotlanemic

A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.

Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.

by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012

chirotonsor

Barber. Listed in Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words (c. 1974, University Books), according to which it was coined in 1924 and accepted by 3,000 "chirotonsorial representatives."

Not listed in Webster's Unabridged (3rd). Apparently constructed from Greek-derived chiro- ("hand") and Latin tonsor ("clipper").

With his hair distractingly tickling his ears and beginning to hang in his eyes, he began to reflect that a visit to the local chirotonsor might be a little overdue.

by retorick September 4, 2011

Chiaotzu

A character from the Dragon Ball series. His name is also spelt "Chaozu". He is a small, pretty quiet, red-cheeked human member of the Z-Fighters who specializes in psychic abilities. He is best friends with Tien. In the 3rd DB movie "Mystical Adventure", he has a wife known as Ran Ran. He levitates more than he walks.

Chiaotzu is usually seen with the other Z-Fighters whilst levitating beside his best friend Tien.

by AngryFridge123 December 25, 2008