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Chiropugophobia

Chiropugophobia is the fear of picking up/holding items with your ass cheeks and titties. The fear is generally caused when an obese man preforms this with his man titties and dude ass.
I think I have chiropugophobia after seeing the McDonald’s manager stash a French fry under is tiddie.
by HairyTaintBaby October 19, 2020
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Chito

Adjective describing something so Awesome or Amazingly cool

Def 2: Impeccably Clean

Originated in the South (TX)
Guy #1 -"Aye check out ol' boys swagg"
Guy #2- " yuhh he's looking so Chito Right now"
by Chizzy_P November 20, 2009
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clitopia

The brother city to cuntopolis. Filled with more cunts and clits.
Holy shit dude, clitopia is so much better than L.A. Fuck yea
by DelaysAssHair February 6, 2014
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Chiroproctologist

He's the guy you call to straighten someone's ass out!
Johnny just sits in his room all day eating chips and looking at porn. I'm gonna take him to a chiroproctologist to fix his ass!
by eriks1971 December 7, 2016
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chitodyus

(Noun)
A chitodyus is a roasted meat product consisting of a fetus stuffed into a deboned baby which is then placed inside a deboned toddler which is roasted in an entire, cleaned but bone-in, child. Often served at Thanksgiving dinner when poultry is scarce.
Our waterfowl didn’t make it to harvest this year so we’ll be making a chitodyus out of the grandkids again. Everyone wins as Thanksgiving dinner is back on and there are fewer mouths to feed.
by nutscratcher420 October 19, 2018
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Chitodyus

A meal in which a is child stuffed with a toddler stuffed with a baby stuffed with a fetus and roasted.

The word Chitodyus is made up of it's ingredients:

child
toddler
baby
fetus
If you like Turducken, then you'll love Chitodyus!
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Vaginal Chiropractor

When you have a really bony spine and a girl grinds her vagina on it for pleasure. Hurts at first, but your back feels great the next day.
John: "Dude I heard you fucked Sarah last night"
David: "Yeah and she gave me a vaginal chiropractor. Hurt like shit at first, but my back has never felt looser."
by darfielg December 13, 2014
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