Chesse Dick

Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.

Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?

by Gayguywhosenotactuallygay September 9, 2019

Metric Chassis

The General Motors G-Body platform (1978-88 Chevy Monte Carlo, Buick Regal, Pontiac Grand Prix, Oldsmobile Cutlass). "Metric Chassis" is the name given to these cars by dirt track racing enthusiasts because they were the first GM car to start using metric fasteners.

Tom is running a metric chassis but most others have a Camaro at that track.

by metric car August 13, 2012

Chessno

A contraction of the words 'chess' and 'techno'.

Dude 1: Hey dude, I'm going to play some chess and listen to techno!
Dude 2: Sweet dude! Chessno rules.

by Mike S. G. October 1, 2010

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

Chasse Pour

When you pour a glass of wine so tall the waiter asks if you would rather have a pitcher to drink from

A: “Oops I poured this glass of wine way too tall”
B: “oh that’s called a Chasse Pour”
A: “Me. You. This bottle. Now”

by Rnix5 November 28, 2017

chess clarity

When you're playing a game of chess and you see everything. You know what moves your opponent can and almost certainly will make. You know your vulnerabilities and how to protect them. You have multiple separate plans of attack, that are multi-step moves, ready to go based on how your opponent plays. And you can for-see full chain reactions when different moves are played. You are in control and can only be surprised by a significantly better player or someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

Kevin: "Damn dude, you played a sick game. You had everything locked down."
Ryan: "I had full chess clarity. It was almost impossible for me to lose."

by BrysonStrong August 2, 2021

playing chess with the pope

Playing chess with the pope sounds like the classiest way possible to spend your time. Unfortunately, in Iceland, it doesn’t mean enjoying a dignified pastime with a religious leader, but rather is a polite way to say you’re “going number 2”. We have no information on the pope’s thoughts on the matter, nor his abilities as a chess player.

Question: Hey, where is Michael?
Answer:Probably playing chess with the pope.(taking a shit)

by bjozzi December 8, 2017