Ass Chimney

A euphemism for anal prolapse.

"After I withdrew my dick from her buttocks she produced a rather sizable ass chimney."

by TheRealInfernoCop January 24, 2015

wilkes-barre wind chime

The act of farting into an intercom at your place of employment.

Jack had Taco Bell for lunch so we are sure to hear the Wilkes-Barre wind chime this afternoon.

by tumbler86 November 15, 2014

Chinder

Tinder for geezers that like children

Paul is a nonce that likes children and finds them on Chinder

by Wong123 September 4, 2018

chineap

Low quality or inferior product usually manufactured in China.

Those tools I bought at Walmart sure were chineap!

by JK2000 May 15, 2011

Chimeng

Chimeng is the guy that feels unappreciated. However, everyone that he has as a friend is grateful that they know him. At times he feels like a no one with no purpose, but he matters. A lot. He may feel like no one cares for him but there's people who cares a lot. Even the people who hasn't known him for long cares for him because he's just an amazing guy. He's stupid, but his stupidity makes him funny. He's just overall a funny guy. He tells interesting stories even if they're made up and exaggerated. He's the guy you go to when you're feeling down because he can cheer you up, even if he's not okay himself. He likes to joke around and play pranks on people. He's super chill and is fine with being alone. He's really protective of the people he cares for. Anybody would be lucky to know a Chimeng and any girl would be lucky to have him as a boyfriend.

You see that guy? He's a Chimeng.
I wish I had a Chimeng.

by YourFriend20 June 16, 2016

chimeremeze

Originating from the Igbo tribe of Nigeria in West Africa meaning MY GOD MADE ME A KING. It is commonly a name given to first issues and have a strong effect on the future of the bearers. Chimeremezes are born leaders since they were crowned by God.

He's a king from birth hence he's called Chimeremeze

by Priny February 5, 2020

chindex

A measure of obesity based on the number of chins on a person. It is quoted as a "chindex of..." or "chindex factor of" followed by a number. A single chin (chindex of 1) generally reflects a lack of obesity. A second chin (chindex factor of 2) suggests the individual is overweight. Chindices, the plural of chindex, that are greater than 2 indicate that the individual is a fat mess. A chindex of 0 suggests the individual lacks a jaw, probably from a medical condition or horrific incident. If you have a chindex of 0, you have a fucked-up lookin' face.

Q: Hey, did you hook up with that chick last night? She looked hot but I was pretty liquored up.

A: No, dude you must have been really fucked up. She was gastric-bypass big...she had a chindex of 5.

by JEUNT June 9, 2010