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Canadian Cattle Party

Getting a dozen canadians and a dozen cows and buttfucking them at the same time while listening to dubstep.
Me and Mr. Davis went to that canadian cattle party last night, he came home sore and bruised

canadian bottle rocket

The act of inserting Diet Coke and Mentos into a partner's rectum, then checking them into a wall (hockey style). Followed by a heart-felt apology.
No, I didn't see the Maple Leafs game yesterday. I was too busy giving Suzie a canadian bottle rocket.

canadian carburetor 

Sucking Crown Royal out of someone's bhole and thanking them for the gas after.
Jim pulled a Canadian Carburetor on his girlfriend last night and topped his tank off.
canadian carburetor by Idon September 28, 2013

Canadian Moose 

An extremely obese, home wrecking whore from Canada.
Did you see the Canadian Moose that dumbass cheated on his hot wife with?

Canadian Standoff 

Occurs when two individuals cross paths and each politely suggests that the other may go first.
Man: Oh sorry
Woman: It's ok, go ahead
Man: After you.
Woman: I insist.
Man: Thank you.

A Canadian Standoff.

Canadian pashing 

As an extension of regular 'pashing', Canadian pashing refers to the act of sticking ones fingers down the pants of another person during regular pashing, with the intent to sexually arouse and excite the other party. The term 'Canadian' is added to downplay this act as 'Canadians are too nice to do this'.
Perakn1: "Oh man, I pashed this bird hard last night at the club!"
Peraon2: "but have you given her a Canadian pashing yet??"
Canadian pashing by SalModelEater February 1, 2013