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Chimputter

A chimputter is an office worker who spends their day working on a PC. Typically in a junior position in a role offering limited initiative. Taken for granted and usually viewed as being at the bottom of the pile. These poor unfortunates will likely be out of a job as soon as the technology allows.
No I'm not in IT as such, I'm just a chimputter.
by Vicarious Phil July 9, 2009
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chimpuales en el istafiate

animals in your brain...... similar mexican slang for ¨what the hell is up with you¨...... a crazy person
that guy has chimpuales en el istafiate, hes been jumping up and down since the morning
by mufasaman22 July 28, 2009
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Chimpstork

a person who picks through another's pubic hair to search for bugs just like a chimp and then eats any bugs they find.
Mike is a chimpstork
by Richard Dickens March 27, 2011
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Chimpism

A rise in behaviour and attitude, especially in a social environment, which has more in common with a chimp in the wild, than that of a civilized human being.

A tendency towards aggressive resolution of a conflict or disagreement, lacking comprehensive dialogue, a commitment to understanding each other, a willingness to cooperate.
For all the foreboding and warnings in classical literature about the demise of society, noone could have predicted that it is chimpism which would usher in the chaos and inevitably bring the end to society as we know it.
by Aloysius Castle July 29, 2023
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Chimpass

Its a women whose ass can be mistaken for a chimpanzee for it is very fucking hairy

Syn : Monkey's Ass, ATFH, and Ass Jungle
Mick "You bro did you hook up with Lexi"

Drake "Couldnt bro she had Chimpass. Fuck I could find her pussy even if I had a machete"

Mick "Damn"
by RattlesnakeOfAZ April 1, 2011
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chimpsie

A person who is off the wall and a trickster. They like to make fun of songs with the word "shawty" or "i got you on my ringtone"
dude that guys a total chimpsie
by The Master Trixie May 26, 2008
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chimpsie

A person who is off the wall and a trickster. They like to make fun of songs with the word "shawty" or "i got you on my ringtone"
dude that guys a total chimpsie
by Jacob Braun March 15, 2008
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