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Enragement Child

An Enragement Child is a child born out of hatesex with a significant other. Usually, this child is an accident, but not always. This word originated from the fangame 'Five Nights at Fuckboys'.
Freddy Fazbear: (To Balloon Boy) "Inhale my Dong, Enragement Child".
by UltramanVectis April 9, 2015
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Child porn

Your FBI Agent: bruh wtf this nigga a pedophile he looking at child porn
by NUGGET biscuit nugget June 15, 2020
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insta-child

insta child is when you pick up a insta kill on cod zombies
Oh ma guuud a insta-child
by Verize May 16, 2016
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glass child

No, it’s not children who are fragile and breakable. They are actually appear strong (note that I said they appear strong, not that they are strong). Glass children are children who are growing up in a home with a sibling who takes up a disproportionate amount of parental energy. This can be a child with an obvious physical or emotional disability, it can be a child with an addiction, a serious illness, or significant behavioral issues.

The siblings of this child are called glass children because their overwhelmed parents look at them and rather than see their needs…. look right through them.
*mom playing with autistic child*
son: Mom, I'm hungry can you make me something to eat?
mom: Not right now I'm playing with your brother
son: but mo-
mom: I said no go get an apple out of the fridge
son: *talking to self* she looks right through me.. Like I'm made of glass.. I'm a glass child
by tw1sten September 17, 2014
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chilpren

These chilpren are staring me down.
The Dung husband is calling the chilpren.
Those chilpren be throwing them rocks at the popo.
by @yomammaschilprenzzz July 15, 2020
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Warner Chilcott

"Warner Chilcott," or sometimes simply "Chilcott," is an offensive expletive used in times of extreme duress or frustration. Expresses the extreme dislike or disgust for something. The term was originally tagged by Hank Green, one half of the Vlogbrothers.
Warner Chilcott! The cost of my prescription drugs just increased by 1200%.

I hate this Chilcotting healthcare system.

Holy effing Chilcott, I'm paying up the Chilcott for this medication.

I just got Chilcotted by my drug company.

For the love of all that is holy, please stop Warner Chilcotting me!

Don't be such a Chilcott.

What the Warner Chilcott is going on?!

This is just a crock of Chilcott.
by DFTBA7 January 26, 2011
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only child

a person who has no brothers or sisters.

has its pro's and con's, you usually can mamange to get whatever you want, you don't have to deal with any annoying little brats or other siblings who irk you, but most of the time, it's lonely.
jenny has no brothers or sisters, she's an only child.
by i wanna be a kennedy October 23, 2005
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