grand chili dog

When the man slathers his veiny gopher in chili before participating in any form of sex (concentual or not).

Often utilized as an effective way to get a blowjob from a hungry obese person.

"Mrs.Folkman gave me a mean grand chili dog...the only problem was that I used spicy chili so my meat was burning for a whole week."

by Argonak April 15, 2008

chili dog

The act of shitting a females chest and proceding to titty fuck her.

50 Cent is such a skank. Why's he always chili dog his moma?

by Anonymous March 9, 2003

chili dog

A disturbing type of scatology in which a man defecates between a womans breasts and then procedes to tit fuck using the waste as a lubricant. The penis is the hot dog the shit the chili and of course the breasts are the buns. chili scat shit

I performed a chili dog with this fat chick with huge tits yesterday. How was it? Lets just say the best part of the experience was the smell, well atleast it wasn't my bed.

by Kendall May 13, 2005

Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish

A common sex act of the Broekhoven clan of Holland. The act consists of one male bent over after deficating and holding the feces between his butt cheeks while another, more douchey male in aviator sunglasses known as "The Dutch" works his penis back and forth between the cheeks. The act is completed when "The Dutch" vomits on the males back.

After work, Tony totally gave Nate the Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish at Finns last night.

by Tony the Finn December 2, 2013

Southern chili dog

When done properly, said person takes massive hot shit in between another persons ass cheeks, then proceeds to step two. Where he/she uses his or her endowed penis to fuck the butt crack filled with shit.

While wiping my ass my finger poked through the shit paper causing me to become increasingly horny, but my wife would not perform anal on me but was eager to give me a southern chili dog.

by TURDLANDER October 7, 2016

West Virginia Chili Dog

The art of defecating between a woman's breast and then titty fucking her..

The West Virginia Chili Dog - I really enjoy it when I perform the West Virginia chilli dog between her large warm breasts..

by Hazard6.0 June 2, 2016

Chili dog and a warm beer

This act takes place when a woman is deficated on by her partner between her breast. Then man then tittie fucks her and urinates on her chest and face.

A man walks up and drops a stink pickle on his old lady.. then rubs it in with his mangina while urinatin on his old lady face... also references to Bill Clinton.. Chili dog and a warm beer.. what will they think of next

by Mr Bachelor November 23, 2007