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Childhood

Period of your life when you’re aged 4 to 12. Something precious. You only get it once. It’s the best time of your life, but you don’t realize that until it’s over. You have almost no worries or responsibilities. The world goes easy on you. Most kids want to grow up because they’re naive and think that adulthood is a good thing.

Your childhood slips away, fast. It’s not a specific moment, but rather a gradual process lasting about 3-6 months. This happens around age 13 when your voice deepens and your nuts get bigger. This is the point you start realizing that being a teenager isn’t so great after all. But by that point, of course, it’s too late. Because congratulations, your childhood is gone for good and it’s never coming back. The closest thing you’ll get to childhood is watching your own kids grow up. You’ll tell them to enjoy it while they can but they’ll ignore that advice just like you ignored it from your parents. And then the cycle goes on.
Damn I wish I could get my childhood back, it’s so precious.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 14, 2020
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Childhood

The best time to turn people gay.
I recruited a bunch more 10-year-olds to my gay agenda today.
by AflacJack January 18, 2005
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Childhood

A foreskin on a tiny unsircumcised adult penis.
Davor always goes home to shower after the rugby, he has a nasty childhood.
by stusx10 February 7, 2018
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Childhood Traumas

A terrible situation or experience that occurs in your childhood life. It is usually really bad, and is something that is carried inside you forever, possibly making you anti-social or have a phobia of some kind.
1. Being beaten
2. Raped
3. Death of family/friend
4. Murder of family/friend

And more terrible things.
These are all examples of Childhood Traumas.
by crotchetyteenager November 27, 2010
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Childhood Communism

A term referring to any period of person's childhood on communist families, or in communist countries like Mainland China.
"Childhood Communism is found everywhere." - Some communist person
by Ryan900USAYT April 2, 2022
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childhood obesity

When you're 18 and under and fat as shit
by Ur_dad March 29, 2016
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childhood hero

Someone I admired growing up. Someone who influenced me with who I wanted to become as a person. When you are really young you admire superheros like superman or spiderman or wonderwoman because they stand for all things good & they protect our society from evil.
Examples of Childhood Heroes include: Indiana Jones, Batman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Han Solo, Captain James T. Kirk, MacGyver, Luke Skywalker, and Mickey Mouse to name a few.
by rachealinjax October 20, 2013
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