Chid

shit...of any kind really.

Bob: Dude! Look at that car.
Steve: Yea man, whatta piece of chid.

by little.potato.grower October 22, 2008

Chid

The opposite of a chode. A penis which has a much greater length than it does girth. A chid could often be seen as imitating the size-ratio of a pencil.

"Hey John, what's that poking out of your shorts?" said Billy.
"It's just my cock" replied John.
"Why is it so thin?"
"Because it's a chid"

by TheTinnedSloth August 29, 2016

Chids

A combination of "children" and "kids", it refers to young people who are particularly insolent and/or annoying. Most often used in chat rooms.

" lol ne1 want 2 chat?"

"Fucking chids need to learn how to spell"

by Kodomo February 19, 2009

Chid

The opposite of a Chode. A Chid is a long but skinny, penis

chid

by questionmania August 19, 2011

Chid

A pubic hair that you find in your foreskin (can be greasy). Originates from Chidlow Tav (cold beers).

*has itchy PP*
Ted: I think I have a chid
Mike: pick it then
*picks chid*
Mike: damn that’s one greasy chid
Ted: smells kind of vulgar

by DankWetFart March 1, 2020

Chid

How a person with a speaking disorder says shit

He dropped a glass vase. Oh chid!

by kinetics826 October 26, 2014

chid

a chip on your tooth

I need to go and see the dentist i have a chid

How did you manage to get that chid

by damn-i-have-chid-on-my-shoe November 8, 2016