Chid

shit...of any kind really.

Bob: Dude! Look at that car.
Steve: Yea man, whatta piece of chid.

by little.potato.grower October 22, 2008

Chid

The opposite of a chode. A penis which has a much greater length than it does girth. A chid could often be seen as imitating the size-ratio of a pencil.

"Hey John, what's that poking out of your shorts?" said Billy.
"It's just my cock" replied John.
"Why is it so thin?"
"Because it's a chid"

by TheTinnedSloth August 29, 2016

Chids

A combination of "children" and "kids", it refers to young people who are particularly insolent and/or annoying. Most often used in chat rooms.

" lol ne1 want 2 chat?"

"Fucking chids need to learn how to spell"

by Kodomo February 19, 2009

Chid

The opposite of a Chode. A Chid is a long but skinny, penis

chid

by questionmania August 19, 2011

Chid

A pubic hair that you find in your foreskin (can be greasy). Originates from Chidlow Tav (cold beers).

*has itchy PP*
Ted: I think I have a chid
Mike: pick it then
*picks chid*
Mike: damn that’s one greasy chid
Ted: smells kind of vulgar

by DankWetFart March 1, 2020

Chid

How a person with a speaking disorder says shit

He dropped a glass vase. Oh chid!

by kinetics826 October 26, 2014

Chid

Chink kid -> CHID
originated in long island NY and best used against asian people who are NOT chinese

This mf chid just spilled his drink on me. Thats some chid shit right there.

by ogcreatorofchid February 8, 2024