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Chid. n.: Variant pronunciation of the word "kid", as sung by Michael Jackson in his song "Billy Jean". Later it came to become a word in it's own right due to its unique association with the very popular and eccentric King of Pop. (see "Shamon" for another example). It's primary sense is in referring to a child or kid, and possibly serves as a spontaneously evolved contraction of these two words. It can be used more properly in a derisive sense, as if to imply a social/psychological distance from a child, implying that the user has disdain for the idea of caring for or claiming responsibility for that child.
1. Song/source: "Billy Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl who says that I am the one.... but the chid is not my son"... _ Michael Jackson

2. "Yo Deshawna, get yo chids out of my car, they're eating up all the upholstery!"
by zjheah August 18, 2013
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Mix of a child and an idiot. Basically someone who is really immature and annoying.
"Hey, did you hear the rumour about you that Maggie was spreading?" - Person 1
"Yeah, but it's not like anybody will believe her, she's such a chid." - Person 2
by vokesalicious December 28, 2011
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A shortened more colloquial version of chiddery. Often used to express anything.
-"chid"

-"Another one bites the chid"

-"If it bleeds we can chid it it"
by Draedalus September 01, 2008
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The opposite of a chode. A penis which has a much greater length than it does girth. A chid could often be seen as imitating the size-ratio of a pencil.
"Hey John, what's that poking out of your shorts?" said Billy.
"It's just my cock" replied John.
"Why is it so thin?"
"Because it's a chid"
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by TheTinnedSloth August 29, 2016
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A needle dick(a dick thats super long but thin as hell).
It may be a neddle but it runs like a sowing machine!
by cartman5000 July 27, 2004
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