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Something you have never had
YOU AINT NEVER HAD KNOW CHIA PET PUSSY WHAY THE HELL YOU JUST MAKING A MESS!!
by skibidididdy445 January 16, 2025
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A person who spontaneously decided their a Gangsta after watching a few hood movies or too much BET.
You think to yourself, "What the???? Weren't those cats wearing cowboy hats, wranglers, and belt buckles last year." Person walks up and say's "What up nigga." You reply, "Last year you called me a nigger, and now I'm your Nigga!" After person leaves you think to yourself, "I am getting tired of all these bitch ass Just add water-Chia Pet Gangstas sprouting up out of nowhere."
by MWstein November 14, 2016
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Relating to a jigabboo's (negro,african-american,spook, porch-monkey) head that has corn row patterns, fake extension, afro, various slang cut into the head, and all other variations of nappiness that can be acheived from having a very versitile tight knit hair growth.
Look at the fly patterns and extensions that home-girl has on her head man, she looks like a Jiggaboo chia pet. Cha-cha-cha-cha-chia.
by Clucth Haskins January 15, 2008
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Newberry Chia Pet

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when one saves up their shit for at least two days. The have their partner were fishnet stockings, and proceed to take the most massive shit in the stockings. Thus causing the shit to string out like the hair of a chia pet
Nate,"Man i hooked up with this chick last night with fishnets."

Doc,"Yeah, did you give her the Newberry Chia Pet?"

Nate,"You know it!"
by Doc Warren July 1, 2010
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Suburban Chia Pet

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Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.
John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.
by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025
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chia pets

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when u agree to something and are happy about it .
girl : u wanna fuck ?

boy : chia pets!
by chodeiusmaximus October 18, 2008
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Chia Petting

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The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head
Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!
by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021
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