chewed oatmeal

The consistency of shit where it neither has the texture of a solid nor liquid. Rather a chunky brew of odorous fecal matter resembling chewed oatmeal, hence the name. Often times the result of eating raw eggs..

I walked into the bathroom stall, and the toilet was filled with chewed oatmeal!

by Dark Kind November 4, 2006

Chweebus

'Chweebus' is a major diety that's featured prominently in the fictional writings and art of Thomas Nguy, a New York based art director.

An incarnation of an unknown cosmic force, the 'Chweebus' takes the form of a white bird that resembles an albatross, dove and a seagull.

The 'Chweebus' is venerated, feared and hated respectively by the various races and cultures that inhabit a vast undefined realm. Because of the miraculous appearance and intervention of the 'Chweebus' in dire circumstances, the name has become an exclamation of the serendipitous and portentous.

"I just got a call back from the audition! Chweebus!"

"Look at that amazing sunset! Chweebus!"

"Mom, I'm getting married! Chweebus!"

by Kaizhen July 11, 2009

Cheewee

This noun in commonly heard in the northern New York area, bordering Canada and Vermont. It is used to discribe a person that is like "trailer trash," but with hick tendencies to fit the north country personna.

That guy with no teeth is a cheewee.

by Kelisimo March 9, 2009

CHEEESY M. BABY

She's the flyest, freshest *filipina girl you've ever seen (:

Dude 1: "Yo, who's that FLYgirl??"
Dude 2: "That's Cheeesy M. Baby!!"

by Chelsea M. *aka Cheeesy M. Baby* February 29, 2008

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008

bucket chewer

Retard, mentaly challenged, handicapped, lacking in intelligence

1. Sorry I can't go out tonight, I have to stay home and watch my "bucket chewing" sister.
2. Man, our waiter tonight was such a "bucket chewer".

by big bisket January 3, 2007

Chiweenie

a mix between a Chihuahua Dachshund also called a mexican hot dog

that dog has the body of a dachshund and a head of a chihuahua it must be a chiweenie.

by olly olly April 19, 2009