cheeme

A synonym for seminal fluid, as determined by the ruling authorities of Towandian english. Also ecompasses all other forms of tangible existence. Cheeme has the uncanny ability to replace any other word in a sentance and manage to make it sounds profane, vulgar, grotesque, and pervertedly funny, while still satisfying the sentence's comprehendable nature. It's most prominent antonym is Chetch when used in the "general pronoun" context.

Etymology: Towandian perverted nomenclature, similar to english, but fused with a comical and sexual connotation.

Hey, Javier, when you cheemed in my mouth last night, it was so delish. Mmmm, yummy.

"You cheeming cheemer, go cheeme yourself, you mother cheemer!" (funny how it makes sense so well, you know exactly what i mean)

by Shappy loves Javi November 30, 2005

Cheem

A Cheem is someone who is foul on the outside and on the inside. Generaly someone who is a dick and has little regard for their appearance.

John: “Did you see that guy in the stained t-shirt and joggers who kept bumping into people and demanding apologies?”
Owen: “Yeah, what a cheem!”

by Big Chune February 5, 2018

Cheems

A solid product made from milk.

Andrew likes to refer to cheems as xheese

by Whoopwhoopwendyscocacola May 27, 2021

Cheem

The off-white cheese like substance found under the foreskin of uncircumcised men.

I havent washed for 3 days and have serious cheem build up.

by William McMunted2 April 21, 2010

Cheems Mindset

Cheems mindset is the reflexive belief that barriers to policy outcomes are natural laws that we should not waste our time considering how to overcome. The term can also be applied to the same "can't do" attitude in non-policy contexts, including business and science.

The term was coined by Jeremy Driver for his newsletter, Normielisation.

He displayed cheems mindset when he said there wouldn't be vaccines for another five years.

by minionman May 30, 2021

Cheems

Cheems is a meme like Doge. He hands out free hamburbgers

“Hey Cheems, make me a cheemsburbger.”

by Gooseweed August 2, 2020

Napoleon Cheems

Someone who is literally the smartest person around but everyone hates em.

Retroity muted Napoleon Cheems for Spam

by Jsiskahissis October 15, 2020