Carbonation Heart

When one chugs a carbonated drink to fast thus causing pain in the chest.

Matt: Ah dude! I drank my soda to fast and now I got bad carbonation heart.
Alex: Dude that sucks!

by IcePhreak October 22, 2014

carbatarian

A person who is vegetarian, yet dislikes most vegetables. Therefore eating mostly carbohydrates.

Jen never eats meat or vegetables. She mostly eats desserts, pasta, bread, and other carbohydrates. She's such a carbatarian

by Thalia8 January 5, 2014

carbleswable

When you’re in the mood for some chicken

Damn, I was so carbleswable last night.

by Bungle Chorf February 17, 2018

carbon

the hoe of the periodic table

carbon is a hoe

by Idefineshit123 October 5, 2020

Inanimate carbon rod

An inanimate rod responsible for the safekeeping of all citizens on the space shuttle corvair. When it held the door shut from being blown open and killing everyone inside

Bart: Aw, they were just about to show some close-ups of the rod!
Homer: Oh, stupid rod! I got gypped.

by Josh Mcenroe July 18, 2004

Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium

The symbols of these elements spell out "FUCKBiTcHeSGeTmONeY." Alternate ways to do this include replacing Helium (He) and Sulfur (S) with Hydrogen (H) and Einsteinium (Es), and/or replacing Bismuth (Bi) with Boron (B) and Iodine (I). Some people have been clever enough to use this as their yearbook quotes.

"Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Bismuth Technetium Helium Sulfur Germanium Thulium Oxygen Neon Yttrium!"

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej November 29, 2017

charborg

a shiny bald headed furry. three feet tall. fear him.

Charborg is a furry.

by Bluboi June 7, 2022