Chante'

A stunningly funny young lady who is no doubt the life of the party. She connects to almost everyone making them immediately smile. She has a dazzling irresistible beauty that guys simply cannot ignore and she likes to tease and flirt when feeling adored. She is honest and trustworthy. She is a reliable friend. She's a hygiene freak by nature so if you don't bathe regularly avoid her because she will not be to shy or kind in calling you out on your smell. Chante's are extremely rare to come by because they're unique so cherish them if you know one. Chante's are generally outgoing, and hyper. They like to help people, and usually have a hard time picking a side because they try to look at both sides of the story. They're usually multi-talented. They have great taste in everything from food to clothing. They're cute and bubbly but be careful cause they can also be extremely critical or harsh.

Dude: Whassup man? You haven't said anything since last night. What happened?
Man: Aw dude, I met this amazing girl who blew my mind. She was so radical dude. She had me totally stoked. Until I lifted up my arm to wrap it around her.
Dude: What happened man?
Man: She got this funky look on her face and scooted away from me saying that I smelled like something between freshly cut onions and dirty ass. Worst thing is she totally announced it to like everyone man.
Dude: Hahaha! Sounds like you ran into a Chante'.

by Your#1FavoriteStalker November 28, 2012

chuntey

The mystical field surrounding a 1980s home computer, mainly the Sinclair ZX Spectrum, that must not be disturbed whilst the computer is loading software from audio cassette tapes. Some people performed highly sophisticated rituals to prevent loading errors, and others were convinced that games would not load properly if their mum asked them if they wanted a cup of tea whilst loading.

Coined in the late 90s by a poster on comp.sys.sinclair, who mis-typed "chutney" - the word was then adopted by a fellow poster to describe the phenomenon above.

"Where Time Stood Still had only three seconds left to load, when my brother came into the room, tripped over and ruined the chuntey field. I was gutted."

by Splee June 9, 2004

Chanté

Probably the most sensitive yet caring women you’ll ever meet. Her love will always be unmatched. If a Chanté loved you in the past there is no one that can love you the way she did no matter how good another love can look it will never compare. She’s a Queen and beneath her layers of insecurities and self doubts she knows there could never be another her, no one can ever come close and she knows it. Most Chantés want attention, just quality time spent between her and her lover means the world to her. The simplest things make her happy and makes her cry. She is exotic and wild, foreign yet domestic; the type of girl you bring home to your mom, and the type of girl you’d want to mother your children. Chanté is truly the sweetest person you will ever meet in your lifetime so cherish her.

I wish that Chanté would give me a second chance.

by Pleasetété February 18, 2019

chanty

A really pretty Female with a pot habbit

known more in the caribean especificaly Dominican Republic

Yo Grace is so hot!! Yeah i know but she a Chanty , "Even Better!!!"

She a real Chanty she has been smokeing since she was 12.

by DidiAybar May 1, 2016

Chantell

A really fun person, definitely the main character. Loves to party and have a good time. Great sense of humor but kinda shy. Loves music. Independent. Once u meet one, you will keep her, believe me.. the best choice ever.

- “I had a great night, thank God Chantell came”
- “she’s so fun right??”

by d.143266ck September 4, 2021

Joe Chaney

That guy that does all that crazy shit. You know, the Snapple addict? He's basically a real version of Dwight Schrute from The Office.

You don't get a name like Joe Chaney at birth, you have to EARN it.

by thatguy099870879 May 2, 2010

Chantel

Chantel : Normally a very attractive woman, self respecting but knows how to have fun and let loose. Usually a laid back down to earth kick it with the guys type of attitude in a friend sense but is usually more attractive then she knows, men chase her everywhere she goes big ass big breasts sexy little body. Although very happy you don't want to get on their bad side because they can turn bitchy. Chantel's can usually be a tease without even realizing it but when it comes to sex her boyfriends are lucky guys she's hot in bed. hot sexy beautiful and cute combined, everyone wants Chantel. Always smiling and happy and knows how to cheer others up no other can compare to Chantels she will be loyal to her partner and always there for her friends, never let her go

Guy 1: Did you see that girl?

Guy 2: The one playing games with those guys? She's fucking hot!
Guy3: and she made me smile for days, her name is Chantel
Guy 4: That's so like Chantel

by trizzytreydre May 31, 2012