Champ (Can be extended to Champion for generalised greeting purposes)
A
person who has undergone an extended period of higher
education and failed to make good on degree attained.
Or...
A highly educated individual who’s education outstrips their upper limit of
intelligence. In turn there’re out of phase and incapable of making balanced / credible decisions.
Person 1. You know the Champ has only gone and paid the vet £500 cos the
rabbit that he took in had an upset stomach.
Person 2. Jesus! What’s up with the
rabbit. It must have been quite ill then?
Person 1.
Nope, he’d only left it out in the sun, gone off it’s food it had.
Person 2. Unbelievable! What’s up with him?
Person 1. Well that’s the Champ for ya.