Chalfont

Chalfont, PA
Possibly the greatest place ever
Zip Code: 18914

The grass is always greener in Chalfont

by Chalfont May 27, 2008

Chalfont Fist

Post game ritual after consistently losing 1 goal games after holding lead for most of the game.

After blowing another lead Sunday night, the team nominated Mike to perform a Chalfont Fist

by Winger Mankini March 28, 2019

chiffon

chiffon is french for a cloth

oi ellie wheres ya chiffon?

by johnny monk November 5, 2006

a chaffin riff

A guitar riff that sounds disturbingly simple and has little underlying meaning.

"Dang son, did you hear that Chaffin riff?"

"Yeah, it was just the E string over and over. Really original, just like the double gats!"

by AWW SKEET SKEET June 11, 2006

Chalfont

According to the October 2005 issue of U.S. News and World Report, Chalfont was rated the 3rd toughest town in all of America. The publishers did not release the names of the top two toughest towns, for fear that the citizens of Chalfont would feel compelled to change things. Never before in the history of mankind has a small town churned out so many superior athletes, dating back to the early days of Mike Pettine C.B. West Football. While the dynsasty formerly known as Bucks Football has faded recently, the dominance that is Chalfont has spread to other areas; from the newly built C.B. South Titans to the quartet of "Chalfont's Finest" that led La Salle to their best season in years. While there are differing views as to why Chalfont has become a hotbed for talent, scholars maintain that it is a classic case of the environment shaping the individual. The toughness of each citizen rubs off on the young ones, and naturally they excel in their respective athletics. Outsiders may contest that their town may be tougher than The Font, but chances are those outsiders have never had a taste of Chalfont's finest dish: THE KNUCKLE SANDWICH.

Last record of conversation with Natalee Holloway:

"Wow that was a great trip, but I need something more exciting. Chalfont seems like a fun place, right?"

by dafont May 14, 2006

Chaffing

really OLD English expression meaning Huge. Only nowadays being used by James May from Top Gear, and that Wine American adventure programme.

they spend their time fishing, in this chaffing big lake!

by youwannaknowmyname?Tough March 11, 2011

chaffing

What may appear to be an unfortunate mishap or series of events, but is usually the predictable consequence of laziness, incompetence or stubbornness.

I think there's been some chaffing over that e-mail Scott sent.

by Isobel Coombes August 7, 2008