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caffiend

A caffein fiend! Someone who cannot stay awake without caffeine.
I have to take a caffeine pill every morning, or I'll go back to sleep. {Socket face} Oh my dog, I must be a caffiend!
by Beach & Bong December 31, 2006
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Chatfield High School

A perfect combination of rich white kids showing off what daddy bought them and the stoner kids trying to find where there next hit might be.
lol...look the CHS(Chatfield High School) kids are coming
by grad 2006 November 11, 2011
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chaffed banana

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,
Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog
by kung-pow January 26, 2003
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caffing

(Pron: Khaffing) The act of gaining an erection; Acronym of "Cracking A Fat"; To caf.
Sami was caffing hard when Sally the land whale beached herself next to him at the New Year Eve beach party.
by Markymark2036 January 1, 2014
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Chafing My Mind

It is a common term, often used when 'grinding my gears' or 'annoying me' have already been used or aren't quite alternative and imaginative enough. Much like the chafing of tight underwear against one's thighs, the chafing of the mind is both annoying and unwanted. When someone's rubbing your brain and leaving a rash, just tell 'em how you feel.
Roy: "Hey mom can I have some money for the bus?"
Mom: "Fuk off Roy. You're really chafing my mind today."
by dominat0r May 30, 2013
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caffiend

(CALF-feend)

A hybrid between the two words Caffeine and Fiend (as in crack fiend). Your typical Caffiend is characterized by one or more of these behaviors.

1. They will get extremely irritable if denied their daily dose of coffee, tea, soda, or any other products that contain caffeine.

2. In addition to the above behavior, some caffiends may find themselves spending large amounts of their income on all manner of energy drinks, no doz, and other products with higher concentrations of their favorite drug, in an attempt to find more energy and vigor, as their tolerance for caffeinated beverages has by this time almost certainly rendered all but the most powerful sources useless in their never-ending thirst for the next best pick me up.

3. Going without sleep and replacing it with caffeine is probably the most common sign that you or someone you know is or is becoming a caffiend.
Office employee A : "Jeez, Timothy looks like he hasn't slept for days!"

Office employee B : "He hasn't. Each morning he comes into work, heads to the break room, and drinks the whole pitcher full of coffee! What a caffiend!"

Office employee A : " Your telling me"
by SpudTheCrud November 22, 2013
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CAFFIENCE

A person who is addicted to caffiene (a caffiene addiction)
Because Janet loved coffee, some would call her a caffience
by Tony john smith April 21, 2020
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