chaffed asshole challenge

A game in which two people take a trip to the beach, and scoot in the sand bare- bottomed. The sand to asshole contact must be kept throughout the challenge. The two competitors go as far as they can until one of them passes out- due to excessive asshole loss.

Jamal- "We are going to the beach to have a chaffed asshole challenge, I hope I can still shit afterwards."

Charles- "Jesus Christ"

by shmendrickdick December 28, 2009

Chaoed Down

The end result of Elaine Chao’s policies.

The factory I work in has been Chaoed Down, its being shut down and moved to China.

by HillbillyReport January 21, 2008

chafe strafe

a style of walking sideways, similar to a mosey, used to avoid worsening a chafe.

are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach

by geek.neo September 27, 2010

chafer

One who chafes - grates on you somewhat.

Jarv is a fucking MASSIVE chafer.

by M_O_U_L_D July 3, 2004

chaffed banana

when a girl scrapes your wang when going down on you,

Theresa gave me a chaffed banana, so I gave her a dirty pog

by kung-pow January 26, 2003

chafer

A person who irritates, an event or behavior that irritates. A custy that calls you a hundred times for a dime.

Niel calls me too much, he is such a chafer.

by Pepper Eaton December 30, 2003

chifed

When you sit on your nuts and it stings all day

Today I sat down to quickly and chifed so hard

by G.U.Y November 28, 2013