Compressed Fat Chick - Describes a girl that although they may appear to be in decent shape, it waiting on that ring or stable relationship to expand in all the wrong places. This phenomenon is predestine from birth.
“Did you notice what happened to Teresa?
Yeah, she used to be pretty hot, but since she settled down with that guy it’s nothing but sweatpants and doughnuts. She’s a total CFC. “
Yeah, she used to be pretty hot, but since she settled down with that guy it’s nothing but sweatpants and doughnuts. She’s a total CFC. “
by Brandondrm July 09, 2009
A jobless freak that spends 80% of his day on Twitter. Mod is a Chelshit fan and a prominent member of football twitter (FT). He is commonly referred to as Celebrity Man after he made a paid service just to talk to him. ($2.99 per month!) 💀💀💀 Btw if u mention that to him you'll get insta-blocked even tho man has 300k followers or something 😹😹😹
Did you see that CFC Mod posted another shirtless pic on IG?
Yeah he even added Way Too Sexy as the song bruv 😭😭😭
Yeah he even added Way Too Sexy as the song bruv 😭😭😭
by Barto445 March 21, 2022
by Duggie October 26, 2018
when you are done having sex with a girl and you take off your condom and slap here with it...in the face
aka a cum filled condom slap
aka a cum filled condom slap
by Jdog and box July 11, 2008
A great premier soccer club based in Easton Connecticut. It is extremely hard to make any of the teams as they are all ranked top 5 in the state rankings. The girls playing for the teams are extremely talented with very high potential. I suggest going to watch these girls for they are fast technical and just plain out amazing.
CFC arsenal U-13 have lost 1 game the whole fall season and have beat almost every other team by at least 3 goals
by xyxyxyxyxyxyx February 03, 2011
A nuclear level of disorganized and disgusting clutter that one might find on a table, a desk or in a messy room. It might include partially opened mail, old half-eaten food, dirty socks, sweaty clothes and general shit people don't pick up.
Alternative definition: an adventure or activity that has gone so colossally wrong, in so many ways and with great intensity, that you can't remember what it was you were trying to do in the first place.
Alternative definition: an adventure or activity that has gone so colossally wrong, in so many ways and with great intensity, that you can't remember what it was you were trying to do in the first place.
Mom, I'm afraid we've let the living room get to the cluster-fuck-chaos (CFC) level, again. I'll get the shovels, you get the hazmat suits.
Or
Honey, I don't know why we are at the bottom of the ravine, in a car with two flat tires, covered in goat shit or why that indigenous fellow is pointing a spear at us but I think cluster fuck chaos pretty much covers it. Your thoughts?
Or
Honey, I don't know why we are at the bottom of the ravine, in a car with two flat tires, covered in goat shit or why that indigenous fellow is pointing a spear at us but I think cluster fuck chaos pretty much covers it. Your thoughts?
by Traumatized December 09, 2008
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