self-cest

the act of shipping a character with themselves, usually with an alternative-universe self or themself in a different persona

"OMG i ship the once-ler with greed-ler"
"who the hell is greed-ler??"
"just him in a green suit and evil-ler"
"becky that's just self-cest go get some help"

by mrmalfoyswifey October 21, 2021

Win-cest

Win-cest: Referring to the apparently lightly “inbred” nature of the residents of the town of Winchester, CT in particular and to residents of Northeast Litchfield county in general. Cuts across all social and economic boundaries. Might be a Raggy thing, might not. Not surprising really since many of the first families to settle the area are still here after 10 or so generations and have not moved more than a couple miles in the last 250 years. Often used unfairly to target people from Winsted since the populations of the surrounding towns of Colebrook, Riverton, The Hartlands, both East and West, Barkhamsted, New Hartford, Burrville, Winchester Center, Goshen and Norfolk are all at the very least equally lacking in genetic diversity. Let’s not get started on what happens when you cross the state line into the Berkshires of Massachusetts!

She's my 3rd cousin once removed on my mother’s side and my second cousin twice removed on my father’s side. i.e.: a Win-cest uous marriage.

From pretty much any front porch in Litchfield County, if you listen really closely, you can hear dueling banjo music drifting on the wind.

by DrDNA December 15, 2010

e-cest

To have sex with another family member online.

Jim-Bob did e-cest with his sister last night

by James Lowe January 28, 2006

hall-cest

going out with people from one's own living group

hallcest often results in bitter exes living next-door to each other, dating each other's exes, in a vicious cycle.

by pysanka June 4, 2005

Apple-cest

When people who work at the Apple stores constantly hook up with one another.

I'm glad you don't work there anymore. No more apple-cest relationships.

by really? you need to know? June 4, 2010

Ginge Cest

Sex between two gingers regardless of the fact if they are related or not.

What horrible Ginge Cest, seperate those carrot top bitches.

by OhJayPee December 8, 2011

freind cest

freind cest is where one of your freinds has got with a girl and then you get with the same girl. extreme cases of freind cest can involve one girl going around a group

dave bennington did you get with ruth last night? so did i hi 5 to freind cesting!

by burgerboydave January 2, 2010