cellbar gripper

the unfortunate victim of some vigorous prison buttslam

Guard: That new fish in block C is a real cellbar gripper.

Warden: Yeah, I had to send him to the infirmatory for some removable dentures because he clenched his teeth so hard.

Guard: His cellmate will love that

by Lecherous Cretin July 5, 2012

cellyfish

A person who is quiet and does not talk much. Think of an enigma and you have Cellyfish.

Wow why won't she play games with us, she is such a cellyfish.

by GoodDaddyIssues August 19, 2020

celly

in prison it would refer to your cellmate.

my celly only talks shit.

by x January 11, 2004

cellyphone

Slang for cell phone

Good is still good on my cellyphone. Checkout my new cellyphone.

by CT DMS Wordman December 5, 2011

Cellyanne

A bad bitch and will never replace a bestie. she is the bestfriend ever. DONT LOSE HER! she got big ass tittie and good at sucking dick.

bestie: wanna have a sleepover we can do prank calls?
cellyanne : sure girllll> you so fun. LOVE YA

by chingchongmukahiyah October 31, 2019

Cellyac

Someone who never answers their phone

Man: did he reply yet?
Man 2: what you think bruh? Mans a cellyac, can never get a reply from man,
Man: kmt is like he allergic

Man 2: swear

by 868cyattie June 9, 2021

cellbow

the medical condition of stiff and/or painful elbows brought about by holding a cell phone to the ear every waking and driving minute.

"Sorry officer, I could have avoided the errant penguin if I didn't have a painful cellbow condition".

by Dean Morris August 6, 2003