Caledonia

Tiny little town in Northern Mississippi that has a terrible football team, but a good band. Filled mostly with uptight hyper religious types, stoners, the reddest rednecks around, and military airmen, all sharing one goal: to get the fuck out of there.

Guy 1: "Hey man, where do you live?"
Guy 2: "Caledonia."
Guy 1: "Oh wow, man, I'm sorry for your torment."

by RC-Odin October 23, 2011

celadon

A type of Far Eastern pottery and the color associated with it. Popular among people too snooty to say ''pale sea green''. If anyone says ''celadon'', they definitely read far too much.

''I found a nice celadon piece down at the Asian market.''
''Those sheets are a lovely shade of celadon.''

by Sasha33 May 20, 2008

caledonia

a cow town in michigan that i'm graduating from in a week

Caledonia is a hick boring ass town.

by ruby May 13, 2003

Caledonia

A small town that is full of stupid people, really boring, and I is really a big town of posers....It is a good place for coffee though.

Oh well, I moving out of hear anyway..got a little bored in class.

Caledonia is a dusty town like your mom's *****

by Edwardooia March 19, 2011

caledonia

a forever crippled bitch

*some guy broke his leg*
another guy: ur a caledonia

by quenchurthirst January 9, 2019

Caledonia

A town behind closed doors where everybody sleeps with everybody.

Caledonia is full of swingers

by Potatopoop1978 September 15, 2016

caledonia corvairs

can be the shittiest or best hockey team ever. depending on how much effort they put in the season. community of caledonia ontario junior c niagara district.

head coach dan brown

jamie: tryin out for caledonia corvairs this year?
brandon: idk im thinking junior b, might be goin out for stoney creek.

jamie: man, were fucked so many people are leaving this year

brandon: i might, cale has to win one season. cant let people think were shit. we need some decent hockey players...

by autoloop456 August 23, 2011