*cotd*

An acronym for the phrase "choke on two dicks". It is the action of putting your hands in the air in front of your mouth as if to pleasure two penises at once while simultaneously opening your mouth to catch the imaginary semen. It is generally performed after hearing about something unpleasant that you may have to do. This action is a way to display your displeasure in performing the particular task.

"Man I can't wait for that chmiestry exam!" *cotd*

by wolfpack pville branch March 22, 2011

CBODY

A person who goes out of their way to ensure that those people around them get no sex, therefore being nominated for the Cock Block Of the Year Award.

At a party Matt is about to score with Renee`, and jasdeep says "Matt takes the biggest shits" preventing matt scoring with her on his new bed. This nominated Jasdeep for Cock Block Of The Year Award - CBODY.

Chris goes to Gareth's chick and says "Why would you be with him, hes a broke arse uni student, you need a real man like me who works for the government" preventing gareth from any play. Chris is a CBODY.

by Gareth_nyd November 19, 2006

cbtd

Chronic Ball Tickling Disorder
Occurs in 6 out of 10 women
Symptons include hand folding to the shape of when tickling balls

The most famous suffering from this fatal disease is Jason's sister from
P-WAY

by Cee Dees Nutz November 23, 2004

COTD

Cock of the day

Isn't that the same cotd you wore yesterday in bed?? I love it!

by urmamichula March 6, 2019

COTD

Coffee Of The Day

me: imma bout to go get my COTD; wanna come?
them: yeah, hold on. lemme grab my phone.

by Eddie Jr. November 14, 2019

CAOTD

This chick is crazy, she is terrible at pool, and never buys me shots.

CAOTD was at the bar and lost every game of pool she played!

by herbie versmells October 15, 2006

COTD

Officially, COTD stands for "Choke On Two Dicks" however the number of dicks can be expanded to any number of dicks provided that the spelling of the number begins with the letter "T". For Example: "Choke On Ten Dicks", "Choke On Thirty Dicks", "Choke On Twelve-thousand Dicks". This acronym is used to tell someone that you are displeased with them and that they should shut their mouths or leave your presence. Similar in usage to "Go to hell", "Take a hike", "Kiss my ass", etc.

He said that? Well, he can just go COTD.

by WURDSMYTH28 August 9, 2017