cakehorn

Another way to say mouth.

Shut your cakehorn.

Stop tootin' your cakehorn.

by fezzybutt March 14, 2014

caught a baby bird

A trick that you play on friends. It's when a male turns his back to his group of friends, unzips his pants and takes out his cock and balls. Then he gently cups them in his hands and tells his friends that he has "caught a baby bird".

When the friends come over to investigate, the male reveals the true nature behind his cupped hands. Usually good for a laugh if done right.

1) Lance was hangin with his sister and 4 friends. He decided to do the old caught a baby bird routine. He turned around, unzipped his pants and told them to come over. They just about dropped dead when he revealed his 13 inch manhood - it looked more like a snake than a baby bird.

2) Zippy did the ole caught a baby bird to some girl outside the bar and spent the night in the greybar hotel.

by Jrubadub November 26, 2010

CaugheyBoxx

Probably the most awesome invention since the wheel.

To hell with those inconvenient Venn Diagrams, here's the CaugheyBoxx!

Intersection of 2 Boxes with an interim space in the shape of a rectangle.
This maximizes writing capacity when comparing and contrasting two different entities.

CaugheyKid #1 - Hey we need to compare and contrast these two synthesis questions.

CaugheyKid #2 - Do we need to use a Venn Diagram?

CaugheyKid #1 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND, WOMAN? USE THE CAUGHEYBOXX!

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CaugheyBoxx. The best thing invented since Snuggies.

by KidGudi February 19, 2010

Caught in the crossfire

To accidentally get someone elses cum on you during a gang bang or bukkake

"Me and my boys were gang banging lucie when I got caught in the crossfire!"

by Alien and Pablo January 9, 2021

caught short

When you piss or poo yourself because there are no pissing/pooing facilites located nearby. Generally there are two choices. Find a quiet spot and relieve yourself against a wall/parked car or if wearing dark trousers, run the risk of relieveing yourself in your pants.

Before the excretement occurs the individual can suffer large amounts of panic/anxiety before the event and embarrasment and disdain after the event, especially if witnessed by passers-by. If one manages to avoid getting caught short then the individual can enjoy a warm, triumphant feeling of relief and accomplishment.

Also getting "caught short" is a phenomenon largely related to binge drinking and is not gender specific!

Man 1: Mate are your trousers wet? Have you pissed yourself?

Man 2: Yeah I know - I got caught short ten yards away from the toilet. Nobody caught me in the act though as I faced the wall and pretended I was texting a friend! Complete fucking gayness but I got away with it!!

by Your International Hero and General Studmuffin May 11, 2008

dick caught in the ceiling fan

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

Caught Blesing

Caught Blesing is when your sucking on your girls tits and then her dad walks in while your doing it. It’s an awful thing to think about, but May happen sometime in your life

Mannn I was caught Blesing last night when my father in law walked in

by funnymanbro April 14, 2022