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catholicism

A religion in which every member must feel guilty for something, Jews go to hell, everyone else is wrong and if they try to speak out, they are flamed for being "antisemetic".
During the middle ages, the Roman Catholic Church would sell forgiveness, thus spreading the message that a rich man could buy his place in heaven.
Largely responsible for driving people of other faiths out of England into the Americas which, in turn, spread european disease and caused a genocide of most of the Native American people.
A group of people who can tell you there is 'no such thing as magic' but can also tell you 'God created the world in less then a week'.
A religion that attempts to raise children to be good, honest people through fear of punishment, rather then raising them to be good, honest people because it's the right thing to do.
Most practitioners of Catholicism are hypocrits.
I am going to be accused of being antisemetic
by zomghardxcore April 15, 2006
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catholicism

im gonna sound really bad when i say this, but i will say what i must. Though the catholic church is amongst the oldest forms of christian belief, it is also the most tainted and dark form. Not the Orthodox catholic, but the roman catholic (sorry!). It was because of the Roman Catholic church, that thousands of Native American tribes went extinct. It also lead to the enslavement of blacks and the colonization of the Orient. Soon, the will to spread the word of God became malevolent will and avarice. Also, the Roman Catholic church praises the pope as God's interpreter, no man can choose for the world the meaning of the scripitures, no matter how pure he is...
Catholicism's hands are unfortunately stained with blood
by da outcast May 8, 2005
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Catholicism

Is the word "Capitalism" as heard when speaking with the flesh of the savior in your mouth.
Mmmm, that is saviory.
by rulin June 3, 2005
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Catholicfarian

A Catholic school pupil who moves on to Catholic University but grows out his/her hair and wears tie dye, smokes pot, and lives like a rastafarian for 2.5 years. He/she then advance their degree at another Catholic institution - cuts their hair, attends religious retreats, and pretends they didn't try to act like they were the coolest thing on this planet for a brief moment in time.
Probably your lawyer "He's got a good head on his shoulders and he listens to decent tunes. He's a catholicfarian of sorts".
by limeindacocoNUT August 24, 2010
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Cozy.tv Catholicism

An approach to Catholicism where one does not actually know anything about the faith, but weaponizes it against political opponents.
“That Groyper doesn’t even know his Hail Mary! He’s a total Cozy.tv Catholic! (Cozy.tv Catholicism)”

Cozy.tv Catholic: “Watch America First or you’re going to hell!”
by Pollypopper June 11, 2022
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catholicism

A sect of Christianity based on the teachings of Cathol.
That man Cathol, was a role model for the popes, as you can tell by their gluttenous behavior.
by Drafone January 20, 2005
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Cafeteria Catholicism

The practice of refusing to eat meat on friday (because it is often recycled -- Tuesday's meatballs make Friday's Shepherd's Pie) when dining in a cafeteria.
Dude, that meat loaf looks nasty. Good thing I'm practicing Cafeteria Catholicism.
by aaaacarpet December 28, 2005
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