Catcussion

Catcussion: What you get when a cat hurls itself from the second floor, directly onto your head.

My cat Charlie hurled himself vertically 10feet from a loft landing directly into my head. His purrfect landing gave me a catcussion.

by PunnyMama June 13, 2019

catmum

A typical 5-year-old wannabes childish motherfuckers especially on ROBLOX attacks players/games in a foolish way that they poorly can define an insult against normal users. Some of them are likely 9-13 year olds with no life and zero-tolerance, dignity, etc. They intend to be annoying cunts on some popular games. When you come across one, the chat will be filled with "catmum" from users attacking back at them or person.

jackson98939: This game is ugly. I wish is was more special than rachel92928's house.
VioletCrimson: catmum

by your_dick_is_on_fire May 23, 2021

catmum

Another definition for a catmum: Playing games when toxic kids join and start spamming words usually like "EVERYBODY IS TOXIC" or bypass game's filter, especially ROBLOX.

DoominatorSlayer123: Guys, this kid is spamming.

Sanctionist: Don't mind him.

the catmum: "EVERYBODY IS TOXIC"

"EVERYBODY IS TOXIC"

"EVERYBODY IS TOXIC"

by cumming tornado September 7, 2021

Catcus

A common mispelling of the word cactus

"oh shit dude i jus got spiked by a catcus"

"i do believe that is 'cactus' "

by riggz October 20, 2004

catbumface

The name given to any person who possesses a hole in their face(from a piercing or otherwise) that, when pressure is applied, resembles a cat's bum.

Urgh, you catbumface! What's up with your chin?!

by WOMB4T January 13, 2009

calcumaniac

NOUN: Someone who is addicted or obsessed with using or becoming more aware of the operations of a calculator.

Greg used the calculator so much that he could be considered a calcumaniac.

by runekey February 20, 2009

Catcus

A mix of a cat and a cactus which appears in many T.V. shows nowadays. Mostly on tee-shirts. Also appears on a miraculous ladybug meme. It's deadly how adorable it is. Could be your life long friend if your into that stuff.

That catcus on your tee-shirt pocket is awesome.

by treasure the urban dictionary June 15, 2018