cock catapult

at the brink of blowing your load on your partner's face...hold the erect penis against your belly and release it at the same time of orgasm slinging jizz all over your partner's face

"dude, i gave your sister the cock catapult last night, great success!"

by t_hic50 April 19, 2009

Polish Catapult

An intimate act where the giver rips it into a bucket for a long period. This is done the majority of the bucket is full. Then the bucket is dumped upon the receiver. This can be done Ice Bucket Challenge style yourself or by the giver heaving it onto the receiver.

I can't wait to give Andrew a Polish Catapult later!

by FettFan August 10, 2022

Catapulting Kittens

A group of idiots who do stunts, skits and other things all to mkae others laugh.

When googled videos of Catapulting Kittens can be found.

by Editor man March 3, 2008

Japanese Catapult

While in a fight, the last resort. A Japanese Catapult involves running at your opponent at full speed and about 6 feet before you hit him/her tuck into a cannonball with your head between your legs. Often used by the weaker ones in society such as nerds, gay people, and Ghandi.

Jorge knew he had to make a bold move when he got knocked to the ground by the jock's punch. So he pulled himself up, charged at him and tucked into a Japanese Catapult....... Jorge missed and slammed into a brick wall, shattering 3 of his ribs.

by Jack Eds August 20, 2006

Catapult Cum

When you are having sex and you reach orgasm only to release a glob of sperm that goes flying 6-7 ft through the air.

Last night I had a bad case of Catapult cum, it flew off the bed and landed on the dog.

by Safetyfirst July 31, 2012

The Catapult

when the male is about to release his fluids, he pulls back his penis and releases as he cums. thus, flinging his genital juices into her face... or any other desirable target.

martin: dude last night i was practicing my long shot!

dan: really what did you get?

martin: 20 feet!!!!

dan: really how did you do that???

martin: I used the catapult!

by martin maxwell July 22, 2006

Catapulting

The act of dry freezing your semen, breaking it up into pellet size chunks, then flinging it with a plastic spoon. This usually happens after sexual intercourse and the vagina is the most common target. This is NOT an effective way to get your partner pregnant.

Me and Sally were home alone and tried catapulting, she now has bruises in her vagina like a rotten apple.

by Munger 69 May 28, 2015