A human individual, originating from any place that is not Spain. It is usually wearing Harry Potter-like glasses, an oversized jacket, second hand jeans and boots. Their favorite activity consist of talking trash about Spain, split bills in individual parts, and recycling nearly everything they find.
Ricard! There is a used band-aid on the sidewalk. If you are Catalan enough, you will hurt yourself now, so you can use it!
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A Catalano Complex refers to the high likelihood that consensual sexual actions have taken place or will take place at least once between too siblings, provided that:
Both siblings are considered highly attractive by the majority of their peers, and:
The age difference between the siblings is relatively small.
The strength of the Catalano Complex between two siblings has a positive correlation with the siblings' average attractiveness and has a negative correlation with their difference in age. This is due to the following reasons:
There would likely be less sexual attraction between the siblings if one or both were generally considered
unattractive, and:
The larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to develop sexual attraction for each other at the
same time. Also, the larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to feel comfortable with the
sexual relations in question.
Both siblings are considered highly attractive by the majority of their peers, and:
The age difference between the siblings is relatively small.
The strength of the Catalano Complex between two siblings has a positive correlation with the siblings' average attractiveness and has a negative correlation with their difference in age. This is due to the following reasons:
There would likely be less sexual attraction between the siblings if one or both were generally considered
unattractive, and:
The larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to develop sexual attraction for each other at the
same time. Also, the larger the age difference, the less likely it is for both siblings to feel comfortable with the
sexual relations in question.
Person 1, looking at a hot girl talking to her equally hot twin brother: "Damn, they definitely have a Catalano Complex."
Person 2, in response: "Hell yeah, the incestual probability between them is high as fuck."
Person 2, in response: "Hell yeah, the incestual probability between them is high as fuck."
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My date with Adam last night was a complete catalastrophacy.
I hope your experience and the movie theater today is a catalastrophacy.
I hope your experience and the movie theater today is a catalastrophacy.
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