Catalan-ed

Just about as equivalent as a "cause i said so". This will usually happen when your attempting to do something and any person that is above you will just shit on your life on anything you try to do ever. This is usually backed up with a BIG bowl of bullshit.

Teacher: "Alright class we will be having a new seating chart"
You: "Can i sit in the back"
Teacher: "No you cant."
You: Why Not?
Teacher: "Cause I have seen you mess around a lot."
You: When?
Friend: "Don't fight it, you have just got catalan-ed."

by PipeFixerForeman December 5, 2018

Catalana

An amazing girl, someone who can make anybody happy by just being around. Someone who can make every bad thing go away. Someone who everyone loves.

Eva: oh my! Its catalana!
Everyone: yay!

by duckblueflying November 18, 2020

Catalino

N. A very Weird man who often walks around with Various stains on his clothing.
Adj. To describe one's failure
V. To beat Women

You know that guy that walks around with those stains? He mus be a Catalino!
I've gotten F's all year, I gonna catalino it.
That man is piss drunk, he might catalino his wife.

by I am Ramu? May 2, 2011

catalana

A cute and amazing girl who makes everyone happy

Eva: Its catalana!
Everyone: Yay!

by duckblueflying November 18, 2020

cactalano

A common name for the cactalano species. The cactalano species are a group of mammals who belong all to their own.

Society does not look very favourable at cactalanos.

1) OMG there is Brenton Cactalano
2) CACTUS!!11!
3) What is that on web cam?
4) Cactus balls
5) Hi Brenton its T.Silva, just wondering if you are going to have a shave today..
6) Anime
7) Has no life
8) Deodorant cans anyone..?
9) PLUCKING

by P Chicken September 1, 2008

Catalanche

Describing a cat falling spasticly from a high place.

That catalanche broke some of my favorite china dishes!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz July 25, 2019