Casella Pet

An awkwardly small, frail man that lives on the business end of a leash with various ball gags and butt plugs in every orifice. The Casella Pet holds the record for storing a light bulb in his ass for the longest period in history without breaking. Once an iconic business man, the Casella Pet contracted Meiselthelioma on a camping trip which caused his desire to become a gay slave living in a box.

Last night Hollywood was bored throttling chicks in the bullpen, so he opened a bottle of Bordeaux and decided to let the Casella Pet out of his box.

by Mac Handy May 25, 2015

castello

Joint di grandi dimensioni, composto (solitamente) dalle 3 alle 9 cartine lunghe unite in una sola "tovaglia". La composizione può variare dalle 3 alle 7 miste di hashish , marijuana o entrambe in una "messicana" .
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Large joint compound (usually) from 3 to 9 papers combined into one "tablecloth". The composition can vary from 3 to 7 mixed of hashish or marijuana , or both in a "mexican" .

-cos'è sta cosa immensa?
-è un castello zio, fuma!

-what the fuck is that thing huge ?
-it's a castello man, smokes!

by VPG April 21, 2016

castellano

what the spanirds say instead of 'espanol'.

cuando estoy con mis amgios, me gusta hablar en castellano, porque usualmente otras personas no entienden nada.

by Catharin May 24, 2006

castellani

Castellani is usually named to Italians named Noah. Castellans people are the guardians of the castles of Rome. Castellans is very very sexy, has a great sense of humor!

That castellani boy is sooooo hot!

by Dude dude 123 February 23, 2018

dan castellano

rare unknown being that has a humongous nose

who the fuck is dan castellano

by nickvee613 April 6, 2017

jalissa capwell

Jalissa is loving and caring. She deserves everything in the world. She should be treated as a queen but she is not. She is not perfect but she can make your life perfect. She is amazing too. She has blue eyes,blonde hair,and she is beautiful.

You,see jalissa capwell?.yea?leave her alone.

by [e-mail] April 22, 2018

Flying Castelli

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.

"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*

by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011