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castrophany

A word who's origins are rooted in a Gorillaz song entitled Fire Coming Out of the Monkey's Head.

Although the word has never been defined, it is guessed (by vitrue of word roots and context clues) to mean terrible sounds of catastrophic proportions.
And then came a sound. Distant first, it grew into castrophany so immense it could be heard far away in space.
by Deadly Pancake December 25, 2008
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Casturbation

Casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
It can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
Dan: Must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
Jeff: It was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
by neilsonz January 27, 2009
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castrophany

combination of the words catastrophe (an event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering) and cacophony (a harsh, discordant mixture of sounds.)
It grew into castrophany
by MJBIG September 12, 2015
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Mexican Castration

...can happen as a result of carrying Mexican i.e. sans pistol holster/proper retention device--gun usually tucked into waistband.

Literally: to accidentally blast one's own genitalia off via a negligent discharge of a firearm that is being "carried Mexican."
Mexican castration almost happened to Plaxico Burress when his (.40 S&W) Glock 23 went off and struck him in the thigh at that New York night club because he had his piece tucked into the waistband of his sweatpants. But seriously, despite the fact that he could have shot his own balls off, who wears sweatpants to a nightclub?
by 3^3=27 September 19, 2009
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Castris

An ugly girl with small tits, no social life, who loves cats and weird drawings. Usually has no friends, still a virgin, and use to friendzone all the boys she meets. And if that ain't weird enough, she also listens to weird music. She likes Doge jokes. She likes them A-LOT. Has Dava for breakfast.
I was in Control last night and i saw a Castris. I ran to the toilet and masturbate myself to death.
by El Cocobombo Grande January 11, 2014
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mr. castro

A teacher that has carelessly gotten themselves fired by perving on a student, whose wife happens to work at the same school.
"What happened to Mr. Johnson?"
"Oh, he pulled a Mr. Castro on Sally and got fired."
by Ms. Castro February 26, 2017
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fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich

1. An Overly hairy vagina with large, brownish, floppy labia.
(Think Arby's Roast Beef) Refers to Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, who has thick, coarse beard. Like most beards, could be mistaken for pubic hair.

2. Fidel Castro, leader of Cuba, feasting on a sandwich of roast beef.
1. "Damn, that girl last night had a crazy pussy. It looked like fidel castro eating a roast beef sandwich."

2. "I saw that Fidel Castro at Arby's eating roast beef. What a cool guy."
by smitty984 March 19, 2007
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