carsonified

The state of being so unfathomably stupid, dense, stunned, moronic, imbecilic, and doltish that mental and intellectual capabilities can no longer be measured on the standard IQ scale. Epithet usually only designated to those who show sub-primitive cognizance such as Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Australopithecus, and extremely feebleminded Homo Sapiens.

"Oh my god Everett! Look at how immeasurably braindead that short blond guy is!"
"Man oh man! If he isn't on copious amounts of hard drugs, I'd say he's carsonified!"
"I sure hope I'm never stupid enough to suffer from carsonification!"

by not-a-gremlin January 22, 2023

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Carsoning

In honor of Ben Carson, 2016 presidential hopeful, to carson is to be so unaware of pleasure or act during intercourse, you either forget where you are or you fall asleep.

I have a bad knack of carsoning, I've fallen asleep on my wife the last four times.

by snasa July 4, 2016

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carsoni balogna

A cool cat that wears a striped hat. Yes, oh yes. It's really just that

Carsoni Balogna rhymes, what fun!

by IceDolphin4Lyfe July 4, 2016

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CARSONFOLES1

CARSONFOLES1 is the greatest player in Football Fusion history

CARSONFOLES1 IS SEXY

by CARSONFOLES1 June 23, 2021

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Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.

"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."

by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021

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