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speed bump and cars 

A game usually played in bed when one of the two (the car) will begin rolling over the partner who will in most cases keep their body straightened (the speed bump) while getting ran over. Sometimes the bump can grow arms and catch the car and cuddle and/or love passionately.
Meilina: Hey Dale guess what?!!?!?
Dale: What is it?
Meilina: SPEED BUMP AND CARS!!!
Dale: Dear God, you weigh as much as a car!
speed bump and cars by iLm July 29, 2006
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Something Smells like Remote Control Cars 

A smell that is like oil and/or something you can explain.
"Dood, something smells like remote control cars."

"Sir, I need to see your licence and- Oh my god, something smells like remote control cars in there."

Rolex Sports Cars 

jim- Dude the Rolex Sports Cars race is on
john- so how many cup drivers are in this one?
Rolex Sports Cars by mb82 September 18, 2006

self-driving cars

Wouldn't it be cool if everyone had self-driving cars
self-driving cars by Dubiks February 18, 2019

smacking cars 

The action of taking any object (preferably solid like a snowball, baseball, hand full of nails) and launching them as hard and as fast as possible at a passing car. Do not do on major highways. The term "smacking" is derived from the loud boom created when the object smacks the car.
Hey Robbie I was smacking cars yesterday with a piece of firewood and it smashed the windshield. Cops came fast like 5 minutes.
smacking cars by Jⱪ December 26, 2010

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! 

Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars! is a term used in the redneck community to well, signal their love for boobs, sports, beer, tits and cars. They'll mostly shout this during a sport.
Redneck 1: Dude!!! They fucking scored we won!
Reneck 2: Boobs! Sports! Beer! Tits! Cars!

A Car's Life

A cheap shitty movie about a rebellious wannabe racecar who listens to his cousin's crazy ex to go to the mountains called the "badlands" and then she inserts a parking boot on him and his crazy pink friend and destroys his schizo of a pink friend and almost destroys Sparky (wannabe racecar) and daddy saves them in the end of the movie then they all lived happily ever after.
A Car's Life is a terrible movie
A Car's Life by UltimateDoge August 24, 2022