Carlson Handshake

The act of giving someone a "little something extra" to close a business deal or any other request or arrangement. This generally refers to a handjob, but could include anything up to and including all manner of sexual favours.

My wife wanted some new furniture, and I had said no, but when she closed the deal with a "Carlson Handshake", the next thing you know I am at the store buying a sofa with an extended warranty!

by juggler61 January 25, 2012

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Carleen

Carleen is one of the sweetest things you will ever encounter as you walk across this earth. She will dazzle you with her wit and her sweet charm. She will entertain you with her imagination and sense of adventure. When you are with Carleen there is never a dull moment. She has an infectious personality that makes you love her instantaneously. Her beauty is immeasurable. If you are a Carleen you are truly beautiful on the outside but on the inside as well. She is loved by most and those who do not fall under her spell change their minds after knowing her, unless they are of the foolish kind. She is a wonderful, wonderful creature who will make you a better person just for being in her midst. The girl that i'm falling so deeply for. The girl that puts a smile on my face whether I'm with her or just thinking about her. Carleens are easy/great to fall in love with, but they are impossibly hard to fall out of love with. Once hooked to a Carleen, you certainly will maintain a strong connection for a very long time. They are addicting like a drug, except the high is much more uplifting. If a Carleen says shes loves you, you're in luck for sure. Carleens need to be taken care of and treated right, and though it’s very hard at times to figure out the right way, in the end everything will work out right, through all the ups and all the downs. Carleen's love with all their being.

A classy, flirty young woman Playful, a tease
I am falling for a Carleen

by dfghjjjllvbnmyt August 18, 2010

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Carsen

Carsen is the kind of man that gives you butterfly’s the moment you make eye contact with him. He’s the kind of guy that leaves you wanting more the second you meet him. Carsen has a bright smile and deep mesmerizing eyes that will make you fall into a trance. Luckily Carsen is also a caring gentlemen that will catch your fall. He cares about others feelings almost more than his own and he would go out of his way to make you feel better. Carsen is the type to do any and everything to make sure you know how much he loves and cares for you. He’s the guy that every girl dreams of. Carsen has big dreams and goals that he will conquer through persistence, perseverance, dedication and hard work. He’s the man you can bring home to your father in confidence. If you ever find a Carsen, don’t let him go.

Emily: Carsen is so cute! I want to talk to him, but I’m nervous he’ll turn me down.
Squirtle: get that dick bitch

by Squirtlehurtlemurtleflurtle January 4, 2019

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Carlsened

Name of a world chess champion notable of crushing his opponents in equal position or endgame.

Being Carlsened means losing a chess position evaluated as equal.

This is the style of Magnus Carlsen; pressing and grinding for win in an equal position.

He Carlsened him, meaning he won a game with equal evaluation.

You will get carlsened easily in the endgame.

I was going to accept the draw but on a second thought I decided to push harder and then boom, I Carlsened him.

by FawolizzoChess May 18, 2020

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